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Song by Clairo
"Put me down please regie "I said
"If you fucking drop me I swear " I said
"Shut the fuck up your not going to fall"he said
He gently puts me on the bed
"Now first things first the clothes you should be chill a graphic tee with some jeans and converse nothing to much"he said
"Mm k " he said
"No kissing on the first date and no fucking "he said
"Why not "I said
"Cause you dont know how to do either of thoese he said
"What you mean "I said
"Oli your a bad kisser I know "he said
"Im tired of you saying this "I said
"And plus your too eager "he said
"Okay next complement her stand up for me "he said
I stood up and he stepped closer to me
"Like this "
"Your a very pretty bo- girl "he said
"Or you could say something like this "he said
"Your hair looks amazing "Regie said
"I know this stuff already Regie "he said
"Make sure you smile cause you have a pretty smile and she's going to fall for you because of that " he said
"How do you know that ?"i said
"Next step "he said skiping over my question
"The walk when you walk have your hands in your pocket "he said showing me
"Regie your making me look and act like you "I said
"That's the whole point " he said
"But what if I don't want to "I said
"Trust me you wanna be like me I'm amazing "he said spinning around
"Okay next step talk about yourself but not too much "he said
"Okay now show me what you got "he said sitting down
"I'm going to call out something's and you do what I said okay "he said
"Got you " I responded
"Walk "
I then started to walk with my hands in my pocket
"What if she wants to hold my hand " I said stoping
"Then you hold her hand but just with the other hand in your pocket " he said
"Like this give me your hand "he said standing up
I gave him my hand and our hands locked
"See"he said
"Why are your hands so sweaty oli "he said letting go
Cause Im nervous
"Shut up there not that's sweaty " I said wiping them off
"Your nervous? "he said
"NEXT STEP REGINALD"I said
"Okay okay calm down"he said
"Okayy now make sure your breath don't stank let me check it now " he said
I opened my mouth and he smelled it
"Fuck your breath smells like shi-
"Don't even fucking play "I said pushing him away
"You wanna push ?"he said
This man football tackle me onto the bed and I was righty for fucking mercy
"PLEASE DONT KILL ME "I said
"Hush up "he says hovering over me
"Your breath do smell like shit "he says
"And you think yours is any fucking better "I said
"You want find out ?"he said
"What you mean "I said
"Nothing weirdo "he said getting off me
"I'm the weirdo but you- nevermind "I said
"Give me more steps Regie cause I wanna be just like you "I said being sarcastic feeling on his chest a little
"Why are you going on a date ?"he said getting serious
"Because I want a girlfriend "he said
"I'm tired of being lonely "I said laughing
"You got me though your not lonely "he said
"But your just my friend "I said
"Oh yeah "he said
Oh yeah ?????? I'm so confused on what he meant by that
"Look in conclusion just have fun okay be yourself and have good breath "he said
"I already have good breath Regie " I said
"Ummmmm I don't know your breath smell like you eat Garlic for a living "he said
I got up and jumped on him form the front taking both of us down to the floor
Then I started to fake punch him
I then notice I was straddling him and got up as quick as I can
"So yeah are you hungry ?"i said cleaning my throat
"Yes now help me up John cena "he said
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For the ones who ain't get it's a WWE reference
Okay this story is slowly getting somewhere we started off with a little rocky start with the too but there getting back on track
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FanfictionI haven't found the right one yet is a book where Oliver moy can't find the right one and doesn't know why we'll maybe because the right one has been in his face all alone .
