Doki Doki Incorrect quotes

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1:

If Yuri and Natsuki got married:

Yuri: I do have some bad news. There is a bomb at this wedding as well

Yuri: Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. There will be no survivors

Natsuki (in tears): I love you so much, you're my dream girl

2:

Monika: Do you realize I say goodnight to you every night and you never say goodbye back? What's the problem MC? Do you not want me to have a good night?

3:

Monika (to Sayori probably): You will not build him that dresser. It's furniture. It implies that you will one day share it.

4:

Yuri: Is it bad that I actually enjoyed Natsuki's manga?

5:

Yuri: Do you think that the cops are gonna go through our stuff?

Natsuki: What are you afraid of? They'll look through your poems?

Yuri: No, I just...

Natsuki: What, are you running a shop back there for poems that no one can understand?

Yuri: Actually...

Monika: Did you steal a book and put it in an envelope?

*Everyone but Yuri laughs*

Yuri: I have a dead body in my closet.

6:

Sayori: I know I'm gullible. 'Cause people tell me that, and I have no reason not to believe them.

7:

Sayori: Well, whether or not Santa's real, it's nice to have something to believe in.

Monika: Did you just say 'whether or not Santa's real'?

Yuri: You don't believe in Santa Claus, do you?

Sayori: No. Do I wish Santa was real? I mean, yeah.

Natsuki: Santa's not real, Sayori.

Sayori: Shut up, dummy. What do you know? Y-sh-y-do-you're the-s-so-and-I don't even c-like, you're the-okay, aw here we go.

8:

MC(to Sayori): Is that a bowl of mashed potatoes under your bed?

Natsuki: May god help us if it's not.

9:

Natsuki: Do you just go around all day thinking about other people's feelings?

Sayori: Yeah. Don't you?

10:

Sayori: Guys, would a sad person do this
*Sayori does a sad little groove*

11:

Yuri: Natsuki, you have some powdered sugar on your-

Natsuki: Back off, I'm starving!

Yuri: Come on, just let me get it off; it's so much.

Natsuki: Get your own cupcakes, Yuri!

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