1:
If Yuri and Natsuki got married:
Yuri: I do have some bad news. There is a bomb at this wedding as well
Yuri: Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. There will be no survivors
Natsuki (in tears): I love you so much, you're my dream girl
2:
Monika: Do you realize I say goodnight to you every night and you never say goodbye back? What's the problem MC? Do you not want me to have a good night?
3:
Monika (to Sayori probably): You will not build him that dresser. It's furniture. It implies that you will one day share it.
4:
Yuri: Is it bad that I actually enjoyed Natsuki's manga?
5:
Yuri: Do you think that the cops are gonna go through our stuff?
Natsuki: What are you afraid of? They'll look through your poems?
Yuri: No, I just...
Natsuki: What, are you running a shop back there for poems that no one can understand?
Yuri: Actually...
Monika: Did you steal a book and put it in an envelope?
*Everyone but Yuri laughs*
Yuri: I have a dead body in my closet.
6:
Sayori: I know I'm gullible. 'Cause people tell me that, and I have no reason not to believe them.
7:
Sayori: Well, whether or not Santa's real, it's nice to have something to believe in.
Monika: Did you just say 'whether or not Santa's real'?
Yuri: You don't believe in Santa Claus, do you?
Sayori: No. Do I wish Santa was real? I mean, yeah.
Natsuki: Santa's not real, Sayori.
Sayori: Shut up, dummy. What do you know? Y-sh-y-do-you're the-s-so-and-I don't even c-like, you're the-okay, aw here we go.
8:
MC(to Sayori): Is that a bowl of mashed potatoes under your bed?
Natsuki: May god help us if it's not.
9:
Natsuki: Do you just go around all day thinking about other people's feelings?
Sayori: Yeah. Don't you?
10:
Sayori: Guys, would a sad person do this
*Sayori does a sad little groove*
11:
Yuri: Natsuki, you have some powdered sugar on your-
Natsuki: Back off, I'm starving!
Yuri: Come on, just let me get it off; it's so much.
Natsuki: Get your own cupcakes, Yuri!
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RandomI love ddlc so here ya go Trigger warning: Spoilers, talk about suicide and death. Chance of swearing All the art in this book is mine.
