1:
Yuri: Monika, with all due respect, I am gonna ignore everything you just said.
2:
Natsuki: A place where everyone knows your name is hell. You're describing hell.
3:
Natsuki: Fine. But in protest, I'm walking over there extremely slowly.
4:
MC: One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
Sayori(pointing at one of the pictures): That one's the dump.
MC: They're both your locker!
5:
Monika: Sayori isn’t even a woman. She’s some kind of woman-girl, woman-child hybrid. The other day I had to tell her not to pull a dog’s tail.
6:
Sayori: I’m probably fine. But I also might be dead.
7:
Natsuki: You put cups in your cupcakes ?
Sayori: Where else would it get its name?
Sayori: Trick question! It gets it from mistakes!
*drips some of her skin flakes into the mixture*
(I'm not doing well with picking these quotes, am I?)
8:
Sayori: S...Jeans...Is that right? Is 'jeans' not a letter? It feels like a letter to me.
Yuri: 'Jeans' isn't a letter! Jeans are pants!
9:
Yuri: You've named your breasts, and they're both named Happy Thoughts.
Sayori: So what?
10:
Sayori: You don't forget how to be a flutist. It's like riding a bike.
*Flashback to Sayori trying to learn how to ride a bike again after a few years. Sayori: They've changed these!*
Sayori: Fine, I forgot how to ride a bike.
11:
Natsuki: I'm going to make a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ew. Why do you say moist? I hate that word.' I'm gonna be like, 'Just taste the cake'. And their gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist.'
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RandomI love ddlc so here ya go Trigger warning: Spoilers, talk about suicide and death. Chance of swearing All the art in this book is mine.
