This is based off of an au/theory that Janus feels pain when someone lies. And don't question why they're at a walmart and yeah
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Janus virgil and remus were walking in public and some said "yeah no i definitely think the earth is flat" and janus just fucking passed out from the painAnd remus was like "holy shit dude are you okay?" But janus didn't respond because he ded all while virgil was laughing his ass off
"He's fine this happens alot"
Then virgil tried to call patton but he was laughing too much so he just hangs up and dies
Then remus pulls out a flamethrower and says "welp, time to get rid of the bodies" and gets arrested for being armed in a fucking walmart or some shit
And then virgil busts out of his coffin and janus awakens from his coma and bust remus out of jail and rhen the all get shot on sight
The end :)
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