Here, have some headcanons for the soul!
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-Janus definitely bites people when he wants attention
- Not really a headcanon anymore, but Logan, Virgil, and Patton sleep with stuffed animals
- Virgil has the most out of all of them, and they're all squishmellows
- Patton also has squishmellows
- They definitely trade squishmellows
- Virgil steals little item from the other sides hugs/plays with/cuddles etc. them when he has a panic attack/nightmare before (sometimes) putting them back
- He steals some of Roman's scripts and writes little notes and ideas. Roman thinks they're from Logan.
- He definitely steals Logan's books. Logan knows about this but doesn't really care as long as he puts them back
- He steals and colors in some coloring books Patton has. Maybe even a few stuffed animals
- He used to steal Janus' cape thingy and wear it. He doesn't anymore.
- He straight up just kept a couple of fidget toys from Remus. Remus also knows, but doesn't really care because he has so many.
- Going off of Remus having fidget toys, he has a lot of them. He also has a few chew stim toys. Why? You can't look at that man and tell me he doesn't chew on anything and everything.
- Remus and Roman occasionally get along long enough to have wooden sword fights
- Logan taught Roman how to use a sword. Don't ask why I think this, I just do
- Remus just naturally knows how to use just about any weapon, but he's a lot less graceful than Roman is
- At one point, Remus tried to teach Virgil how to use a scythe and battle ax
- It didn't end well
- He almost decapitated Janus
- Logan, Virgil, and Remus get together every week to watch the asdf movies and regularly quote them
- They all also love blasting Bo Burnham songs in the middle of the night
- The sides' eyes glow their respective colors
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sanders sides crackfics and stuff bc why not
Humorthis will not be updated often also more than the original six because yes this'll have overall pretty random stuff. oneshots, mini crackfics, headcanons, maybe some lemon idk also also in case you can't tell, most of it's written horribly on purpos...
