I am slowly declining into insanity. Descending into madness. However you want to word it, I need serious help.
Also yes, he is fucking a literal pumpkin.
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Remus opened his eyes slowly, seeing Janus there staring back. He leaned over and kissed him, mumbling against his lips. "Morning, my dear." Janus shifted in order to kiss back. Remus glanced at the calender. November 21st. Remus grinned widely and looked back at Janus. "It's our anniversary!" Janus smiled at him.
Then Remus got an idea. "How about I fuck you?" He asked, wiggling his eyebrows comically. Janus giggled and nodded. Remus leaned over him, kissing him again, quickly sticking his tongue in the others mouth. They moaned against each others lips when Remus started grinding against him. He grabbed the lube and looked at Janus. "Do you need prep?" Janus shook his head and whined.
Remus chuckled, squirting some lube on his thicc 18 inch DI-
Janus whined again as Remus took much longer than he needed to. Remus positioned himself over Janus' needy hole (I'm so sorry) and pushed in, groaning quietly. "Such a pretty bitch, look at that face." Remus cooed once he bottomed out.
He started at a brutally fast pace, moaning at the tightness. Janus moaned, wrapping his arms around Remus' neck, pulling him in for a heated kiss, only pulling back when Janus practically screamed in pleasure. "S-shit baby, I'm so fucking close.." Remus moaned softly in his ear. He reached down and started sliding his hand up and down Janus' cock, growling in his ear. "Come for me my dear." Janus screamed one final time and came, Remus following almost immediately after.
He flopped down, cuddling up to Janus and smiling softly.
"Remus what the fuck?" Remus looked over at the door, Janus standing there with a disturbed and disgusted face.
"Wait, but I thought-" Remus looked next to him, only to realize it was a pumpkin he had just fucked.
"Whoops."
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Humorthis will not be updated often also more than the original six because yes this'll have overall pretty random stuff. oneshots, mini crackfics, headcanons, maybe some lemon idk also also in case you can't tell, most of it's written horribly on purpos...
