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Someone: *Breaks spaghetti*

Italy: *Dramatic music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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America: *enters the kitchen*

A: Hey Russia, watcha doing?

R: Baking cookies with gasoline and then drying them with fire

A: Sometimes I wonder how you're still alive

R: You're not the only one

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Ussr & co: *arguing in a meeting*

Cuba: China, Oracle

Cina: *rolls his eyes and sighs* tells the old saying, annoying people are like candles

Vietnam: why are you sayi-

N.K.: SHHHHHH!!

China: if you want them to have a meaning, you gotta burn them

Ussr: *looks at China* well then, it's decided, any capitalists will go to the stake

Ussr: *looks at China* well then, it's decided, any capitalists will go to the stake

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(Buon Ferragosto °>°)

15/08/2022 at 11:16:)

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