Russia: *After forgetting a window open during a snow storm* Am I in trouble?
S.: Try to guess
R.: No?
S.: Guess again
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Ukraine: Russia, why do you have this big a*s matryoshka? *Holds up big a*s Russian nesting doll*
Russia: Uhmm-
U.: It's literally as long as my arm! What did you put in here, Alco- *Opens it* Oh
R.: Yea
(Based off of a TikTok that I saw where the lady was showing different tipes of Matryoshkas and one was made to put a vodka bottle inside)
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Russia: *In a sunflower field* Ah yes, sunflower, such beautiful plants that remind me of my home, my wonderful sister-
Ukraine: *From the distance* I HATE YOU RUSSIA!
R.: I HATE YOU TOO!
R.: Of hours spent just looking at them...
29/04/2023 at 22:24 :)
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HumorHello new people, welcome down the rabbit hole 👁👄👁 Headcanons, humors and comics Disclaimer: none of the images in this book are mine. They belong to the rightful owners N. 1 "Axis" December 4th 2022 🎉
