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mikey;

emmy wake up

em;

i am awake, it's like 3pm dude

mikey;

i'm having another party saturday

will you please please come?

you ditched my last one

em;

i'm not sure

i have a paper due monday, i'm only half done

mikey;

i can help!

em;

mike

it's an accounting paper

about the preparation of taxes for businesses

all types of businesses

you really wanna help with that?

mikey;

on second thought

no

but you should still come!

pleaaaaaaaseeeeee

em;

mike, this is a big paper

it's like 30% of my grade

i can't fuck it up

mikey;

what if

what if you invite your anon boy?

em;

yeahhhh

i don't think so

i think that's a weird way to meet

mikey;

ugh

please?

just come to the party

i'll do anything

em;

fine

but

on one condition

mikey;

hit me with it

em;

you finally have to ask sam out

mikey;

okay be realistic

em;

what?

literally everyone knows you guys are in love

mikey;

it's not that simple

em;

why not?

mikey;

sam and i have been friends for so long

what if like

we date and fuck up the group?

em;

dude

i promise, you won't

she likes you too, for some reason

mikey;

i'm gonna pretend that wasn't rude

em;

ask her out!

then i'll go

mikey;

fuck