Bathroom problem

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"FUKASE THE TOILET IS LEAKING. THE WATER IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR. IT'S REALLY SMELLY AND MY FEET SMELL GROSS NOW"
"THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME"
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW"
"FUCK YOU"
"FUCK YOU TOO. HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL."
"I AM ALREADY IN HELL WITH YOU"
"DAMMIT"

"WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THE TOILET I AIN'T CUS IT AIN'T MY JOB"
"KAITO"
"KAITO CLEAN THE TOILET"
"BUT.. I FINISHED 5 MINUTES AGO"
"HAH SUCKS TO BE YOU"
"DON'T BE RUDE TO YOUR CO WORKERS BANANA HEAD"
"MAKE ME YOU TOMATO"
"I'll get the papers ready"
"WAIT NO I'M SORRY"
fukase goes to his office
"FUKASEEEE"
"Sucks to be you lmao"

"STFU KAITO THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LIKE ME MORE"
"WHO KEEPS LYING TO YOU"
"MY SISTER"
"GOOD"
"FUCK YOU"
"I'M BETTER THAN YOU"
"NO I AM"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UPIM SIGNING PAPERS"
"FINE"
"YOUR PAPERS"
"WHYYY MEEEEEEE"
"God hates you..."
"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT SUNNY"
sunny shrugs
"NICE SUNNY I'LL MAKE YOU A BASIL SALAD AFTER THIS FOR FREE"
"..."
Sunny starts to cry

"But it's free-"
"Basil was his friend bro..."
"Well dam. Len cheer him up"
"Uhm don't worry man. It's not your friend. It's this plant named Basil!"
"Sure..? *sniff*"
"Yeah I'm sure!"
The unbread twins' theme start playing

"What the f- is it the French week again?"
"I don't think it is"
"Then what about the music"
"It's French"
"I think because sunny is here. Maybe he's French"

"AY EMO KID"
"hm?"
"Are you French?"
Shakes his head no
"Then what about the music can you hear it?"
He pauses for a moment then nods his head yes
"Is that so.."
He nods a second time yes
"Do you know who is playing the music"
Sunny shakes his head no
"LEN GO FIND OUT"
"how-"
"Idc just do it. Maybe I won't fire you if you do"
Len immediately went to work.

Two minutes later Len comes back
"Well? What did you find?"
"It's everywhere. It doesn't get quieter, but when I leave it's gone. And it doesn't become louder until I come back inside, which is weird"
"Sounds like it's in this room"
"Maybe"
"I have a feeling since the music sounds French the people playing it like or making bread"

"Mmm banana bread"
"You just insulted me with two words"
"How"
"Banana bread is shit"
"Ur shit"
"I am still the manager"
"I'm sorry i didn't mean it.."
Fukase grabs his spatula and slaps the shit out of Len
"OW"
Sunny and Kaito happily watch.

"Kaito. Someone had taco Bell go"
"There.. Is taco Bell in the air"
"Who dares insult McDonald's by bringing another restaurant's food in here"
"Aubrey"
"Who"
"Old friend"
"Huh"
"Idfk"
"Not mine but Sunny's friends come here often"

"Oh. What's it like having friends"
"Lmao loser"
"Shut up"
"Friends... Are nice"
"Sunny will you be my friend"
"No"
"Aw"
"How about me?"
"Hm. No"
"Why"
"Not nice"
"I'm not nice?"

Sunny shakes his head no. He points then he says
"Very mean"
"Hm. So rude"
"Sorry.."
"Anyway why did you came here in the first place? You didn't even order anything"
"Hold up...do you want me to hire you?"
"Mom. Made me work"
"So she want me to hire you"
"Mhm"
"Hm i dunno what to say"
Sunny stares into his soul
Fukase does the same but more fukase style.

"Kid that doesn't scare me"
Sunny continues to stare.
"But I gotta admit.. You nailed it"
"Thx..."
"Alr welcome to the team
Sunny gives a thumbs up in response
"LEN GO GET A UNIFORM"
"FINE"
"HURRY UP"
"I'M GOING I'M GOING"
" GET IT ALREADY OR I'M TESTING THE GRAVITY BY THROWING YOU OFF THE BUILDING"
"..."
"Alright here it is"
"Fucking psychopath.."
"Mind repeating that banana head?"
"No sir!"
"Get back to work then"
"Okay okay I'm going"

Fukase goes to his office again. But before he goes sunny pulls into his shirt. "Job..?"

a loud bang. Everyone turned to face the door. There in the door way was kel.
"HEYYYY SUNNY"
"Kel.."
"I'm too tired for this"
"Hey best buddy! How are you?"
"..."
"Sad"
"Why? Well I'm here to cheer you up"
"Mean people.."
"Mean people? AY WHO WAS MEAN TO YOU?"
sunny points at Len
"wha- BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING"
Kel looks Len
"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I SWEAR ON MY TWIN SISTER"
"LEN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW"
" I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. SUNNY I SAYING I WAS MEAN TO HIM. FUKASE YOUR THE ONE WHO WAS MEAN TO HIM YOU LITERALLY MENTIONED HIS TRAUMA AND MADE ME CALM HIM DOWN"
"LEN SHUT UP"
"FINE"

"Sunny what exactly did Len do?"
"Yells. too loud"
"Fucking piece of shit. Stupid tomato..."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"NOTHING"
"Uh it's still fukase Friday. Want me to cook you something?"
"Ig..."
Fukase goes to make his special curry. With cooks cooking speed.

Once the food is done. Sunny looks at the food with curiosity.
"It's edible so you don't need to worry"
"Don't trust"
But sunny still eats it
"So?"
"Hm eh"
"My cooking isn't that bad.."
"Hm"
"OO can I try it?"
"Sure."
Kel grabs a big spoonful
"It's good! Just not as good as my brother's"
"It's a bit spicy though"
"Not really!"
"Hm I can make more"
"I don't think sunny can eat more. Can you sunny?"
Sunny shakes his head no.
"FUKASE THE LADY HIS BACK. AND SHE HAS MORE PEOPLE"
"Wha- THE KAREN"
"Karen?"
"WHAT LADY?"
"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN I GOTTA GET THIS LADY OUT OF MY RESTAURANT"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR RESTAURANT?"
"I'M THE MANAGER IDIOT"
"oh"
"Who the fuck-OLIVER?"
-to be continued

Len now works at McDonald's(discontinued)Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon