Lawyers... Why did it have to be lawyers

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-continuation
"THESE ARE MY LAWYERS
"AND I AM HERE TO SUE THIS PLACE"
"How much money do you have..."
"IT'S MY MCDONALD'S WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
"everything. Lawyers.. "
"Oliver no.."
Kel and sunny walk to the front to see a ton if lawyers.
Len passes out when he sees the lawyers. Also because he's sleep deprived.
"LEN-"
"awgsn"
"Are you having a stroke?"
Len fully passes out
"Dead"
"NOOO LEN"
Sunny goes to get the rope
"OLIVER WHAT THE FUCK. SUNNY NO WE'RE NOT GONNA HANG HIM. ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF LAWYERS"

Sunny points at Len. "Not dead...?"
"He's just passed out"
"I wonder if he'll be okay"
"He'll be fine let me just do a trick"
Fukase gets his spatula and slaps Len.
"What trick-"
"OW WTF FUKASE"
"LOOK IT WORKED"
".."
Sunny claps
"Sunny no"
"So you didn't die..good"
"This is why I hate hate you with a passion fukase"
"I JUST WOKE YOU UP.. Ungrateful little shit"
"Oh whoa look at all these lawyers."
"Yea no. Get back at the counter"
"WAIT LAWYERS"
"COUNTER NOW"
"FINE"
Len goes behind the counter and hides
"Oliver let's have a little chat"
Kel and sunny leave to hang out. And to get out of that situation
"Wha-"
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO SUE MY RESTAURANT"
"idfk. I'm bored.

"..."
"God I hate you"
"Me too"
"Just leave my restaurant alone"
"Mmmm why should I?"
"I didn't do anything to your restaurant"
"Ik just eliminating the competition"
Fukase was close to throwing a tantrum(my friend said that not me💀)
"Ugh what do you want from me?"
"I want to make your life hell! But I tell it is, so I'm making it worse!"
"What do you want. I'm serious. What do you want from me to leave my restaurant alone"
"Im curious as well. What really you are after oliver"
"Power, fame, riches. Honestly I don't even know. Wait I have all those things!"
"A little prick as always huh.."
"I guess.."
"But you clearly have something I want. Don't ask what it is I don't even know"
"So you don't know wha you want?"
"Nope!"
"Just like little kids at a restaurant"
"Fuck you"
"Hah"

"We have some nachos chips if you want that"
"That actually sounds good"
"What about us?" one of the lawyers, the two clearly forgot, about said.
"Y'all can go home or something!"
"So all you wanted was some nacho chips.."
"Idk"
"You couldve asked for fuck's sake"
"Sorry not sorry!"
Len was passed out behind the counter
"..."
"I'll get the nacho chips ready"
Fukase slaps Len with his spatula.
"STOP PASSING OUT"
"OW. BRO I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THREE DAYS LEAVE ME ALONE"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
"FUCK YOU"
"...uggghhhh go take a rest"
"Where?"
"My office idk"
"Mkay"
Fukase gets up to make the nacho chips. Len goes to Fukase's office take get some rest.
Fukase gets the chips in like five minutes and sits at a empty table

"Yay!"
"Eat you shortass"
"Okay"
Oliver starts eating ever so slowly.
Fukase brings his own nacho chips so he devours that. Fukase eats in sadness.
Meanwhile Len is snoring... Loudly.
"Maybe I'm too rude with them"
"Hm?"
Kaito comes out with his cleaning su0 to clean the bathroom everyone forgot about
"KAITO"
"What-"
"Am I too rude to all of you?"
".."
"Uh"
Kaito quickly leaves without answering the question.
"So it's a yes"
"Probably not. Or a yes. Remember trust and respect is the most important when owning a restaurant or store.
"Yeah yeah"
"You probably don't have that. So work on it"
"I get where you are going Oliver"
"Ah great! Now what I am gonna say next is probably shocking soo"
"Surprise me"
"I'm done with my chips"
"Well that was... A real surprise"
"Ikr. I'm full of surprises"
"Mhm. You can leave now"
"But... I want more"
"Too bad"
"Dam. Well I guess this was a good chat"
"Indeed"
"Go fuck yourself! Byee"
"You too bye"

Fukase bangs his head on the table. Kaito finally finishes cleaning the bathroom. "KAITO"
"Fukase do you know where Len is? I wanna yell at him"
"In my office- but why?"
"I just do"
"I mean it's Len what did he do?"
"Yell at me. Say how I'm gay and shit"
"Wait after he wakes up"
"Mkay. See ya"
"And kaito"
"Yes?"
"You have the rest of the day free"
"Oh...... Thanks fukase"
"You're welcome"

An hour later, Len wakes up. He tries to sneak out to hang out with his sister. But he got caught.
"Len get back to work"
"Dammit. But my sister wants me to go with her to help her pick out some clothes. Honestly I need some new clothes too"
"You can do it after work"
"Fine let me tell her how my bitchass boss won't let him shopping with her. Fucking, stupid, annoying tomato soup"
"Ughh only this once"
"... Fr?"
"Go before I change my mind"
"Okay... I don't trust what's happening here. But I'm not gonna question it"
Len leaves with us sister waiting for him.
"Bye fukase"
Fukase goes back to his office.
-end

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