Ah yes. A regular day at McDonald's

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"Mm banana bread"
"Stop insulting me"
"Fine"
"Thank you"
"Ajsnhsjbs"
Fukase pulls out his spatula.
"WAIT NO"
"STOP HAVING STROKES.. Wait.. Stroke... Strokes. Whatever"
"HOW DO I STOP SOMETHING I CAN'T CONTROL"
"SPATULA HELPS"
"WHA"
ahem now insert spatula and Len abuse
"OWW"
"STOP HAVING STROKES"
"I'LL TRY. Ur so mean fukase"
"Ikr I'm the best"
"Not true"
Fukase glares at Len still holding his amazing spatula
"..."
"Okay your the best" said a beet terrified len
"Ikr"
"

#2
By the time sunny came to do bus shift, fukase was already throwing a tantrum. This time about kaito saying something about his hair.
"My hair is beautiful.."
Sunny thumbs up in approval
"Ty sunny"
"Sunny don't agree with him.."
"I'm going to murder your face kaito my hair is beautiful"
"Look even.. EVEN POINT AGREES WITH ME"
"WHAT POINT"
"YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID AND BLIND"
"STFU"
"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP"
"I WILL"
"Kaito I am still your boss. I have everyone's papers right here. Don't. Test. Me"
"Okay sir.."
"Good decision"

#3
Sunny goes to the kitchen to try to cook something easy like fries.
"Sunny don't burn the kitchen okay?"
Sunny nods
Five minutes later there's a small fire on the kitchen. Luckily fukase was prepared for this and put it out. Sunny claps in amazement.
"Yeah sunny how about... Uhhh.. How about you help with cleaning around? Len will deal with the cooking. Len burn down my kitchen I'll kill you in cold blood"
"Okay..."
"I'm going to make some cookies anyone want some?"
Sunny became depressed
"It's simple cookies.."
"Simple cookies that remind him of his dead sister"
"OK WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
"Don't make sunny sad"
"Get to work"
"Fine"
"Sorry sunny"
Sunny flips him off but fukase ignores it.
"I can make onigiri-"
Sunny became maniac.
"OH GREAT SPIRT WORLD- ok so.. simple onigiri that good?"
"Salt.."
"With salt.. Sure"
Sunny gives him a thumbs up.
Fukase goes to make the onigiri.

"SUNNY THE ONIGIRI IS READY, CMON IT'S GETTING...uhhh... COLDER"
Sunny quickly runs to eat the onigiri only to finish it in 30 seconds
"That was fast. Was it good?"
Sunny give himba nod and a thumbs up in response.
"Hehe"
"Shouldn't you also be doing your job?"
"Shut up"
"Maybe"

#4
"I'm back"
"Oh no... My will to live is gone again" fukase says as turns to Oliver.
"What a-what a surprise"
"I told you I'm full of surprises"
"Mhm and by magic I mean my will to live I gone again"
"Good for you!"
"Putting that aside
"Mmm idk again."
Fukase bangs his head on th table until we have.. Watermelon juice. Sunny is traumatized... Again.
"Oliver what the fuck do you want from me"
"Like I said idk. Also I like annoying you soo"
Fukase turns into blackspace Basil when auby bat abuse.
"Good Aubrey... She hot"
"What"
Sunny leaves the room after saying that. Leaving the others confused. And fukase concerned

#5
Len was in a corner questioning his life.
"Yo Len"
"What"
"We will have someone working at the kitchen with you"
"Who? Also are you okay your bleeding a lot"
"Idk who also no you dumbfuck I'm not okay"
"Dam bro I hope you don't die. Who am I supposed to bully without you around"
"Rin, Kaito, Miku, Oliver"
"Yeah but- I love bullying you more"
"Len that's very sus of you"
"You are sus"
"No you"
"No you"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you too"
"Can I have some nacho chips"-Oliver
"Shut up shortass"
"But-chips"
"Am I.. A short ass?"
"Yes"
"Oh.."
Then sunny leaves to bully Len

"There is still onigiri-"
"SUNNY WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ALONE"
"Fun.."
"GO SUNNY GO"
"Where?" sunny gives him a confused look saying like "go where? Ur mom's house"
"No it's a-never mind"

#6
"Are you sure about this Kim?" a very hot and familiar said outside of the store
"Yeah they have the best Dino nuggets!"
Sunny immediately came back from eating all the onigiri once hearing the familiar voice
"That was fast-"
"Wait Kim is here? KIM YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR WEEKLY DINO NUGGETS"
"I'm showing my friend the best dino nuggets chill"
"Hello"
Aubrey had her bat with her.
"Oh I see... You must be Aubrey? The pinkie haired"
Sunny was hiding behind the counter

"What can I get you two?"
"Well since I already got my weekly dino nuggets she's gonna get some"
"Well they are gonna be regular ones since SOMEONE" he said while looking at Len" ate em all"
"LEAVE ME ALONE SUNNY HAS BULLIED ME ENOUGH ALREADY"
"Sunny?"
"Oh yeah sunny is here too"
Fukase slaps Len with the spatula.
"OW FUCK YOU"
"slap..?"
"Hm"

Sunny points at Len.
"Slap?"
"Sure"
"Not like it'll hurt-"
Since sunny moved he finally got about normal human strength. Fukase gives sunny the spatula, Sunny put all his strength into the slap.
"OW WHY DID IT HURT-"
"GOOD JOB SUNNY"
Sunny gives him a happy thumbs up. He didn't smile though cus he's a emo kid.
Fukase grabs the spatula back and slaps Len again just like how tsu slapped that fly. (That's not their real name btw)
"OW"
"I like this place"
"Ikr"

And then suddenly they hear (tsu said this not me) a annoying as fuck voice
"OHOHOHO sips tea dramatically are we bullying Len?"
Fukase also drink his cramberry tea dramatically "indead we are"
"Oh my gosh and nobody told me"
Fukase (with a now fake moustache and monologue tone) said "oh great heavens, my bad mate"
"It's quite alright" sweetheart said with a fake moustache as well
Kaito, Len and sunny also got some of the tea. Fukase choked in his limited edition cramberry tea.
"HAH LOSER"
"CURSE THIS TEA"
"IT IS CURSED BY THE WITCHES MY GOOD MAN SHE MUST THEE WITCH" Len points at Aubrey
"Hold on there mate. Don't you feel a bit sleepy as well mate?.. "
"I do feel a bit dizzy mate" and with that sweetheart fell dramatically.
"Mate kaito..? Mate sunny..?"
"What the fuck is going on"
Aubrey said who didn't get her chicken nuggets and was confused on the situation she was brought into.
"Dizzy.." sunny softly fell down like a princess
"Thus head... Feels" thud fukase passes out mid sentence. A few seconds after that kaito also falls.

"I think the tea is poisoned"
"They seem only asleep though? Banana bitch snores so fucking loud" Len was snoring so loud that it was surprising nobody woke up.
"Yeah I agree"
"Kim are you sure this is the place with the best nuggets?"
"Mhm positive"
"We should go"
"Yeah I think we should"
From outside they hear a loud glass shatter. The next thing they know is someone coming to them to knock em out. The person did it so fast Aubrey and Kim couldn't see who it was.
"It is all going according to plan. We'll see each other very soon"
-to be continued

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