Aries: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Sagittarius: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Aries: They're not.
Sagittarius: Haha, very funny.
Aries: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Sagittarius: No... what happened?
Aries: ...Why would you fall for this again-
