Libra: Taurus, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Taurus: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Taurus: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Taurus, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Taurus: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Taurus: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
