Peter:
Hey Mr. Stark
I just finished patrol, thought I should let you know
???
Patrol?
Peter:
Yeah, Spider-Man patrol?
???
Yeah no wrong number
Peter:
...oh frick
You can't tell anyone! Pls, don't tell anyone!
???
Dw I won't
I'm ☆trustworthy☆
Peter:
Ok I'll trust you...
What can I call you? And what are your pronouns?
???
What do you mean?
Peter:
If we continue texting, I can't have ??? in my contacts forever
Ik some things about stranger danger
???
Right...
Call me... Azrael, she/her
Peter:
Like the Angel of death?
That's cool!
Azrael:
Thanks
What can I call you, and what are your pronouns?
Peter:
Uh... I dunno. Something spider related
And he/him
Azrael:
You are now ☆spooder☆
Spooder:
Noice
Azrael:
Must fly, ttyl Spooder
Spooder:
Ok ttyl!
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Spooder:
I'm booooored
Azrael:
Hi Bored, I'm Azrael
Spooder:
*gasp* how could you?
Azrael:
Easily
Spooder:
Sooooo
Whatcha doing?
Azrael:
My job
Spooder:
Oooh! What's your job?
Azrael:
Bartender
Spooder:
So you're an adult
Azrael:
...sure
Spooder:
Cool
Azrael:
How old are you?
You don't have to answer if you don't want to
Spooder:
I'm 15
Azrael:
You're just a baby!
Why is the baby fighting crime?
SPOODER WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING CRIME YOU'RE A BABY
Spooder:
I am not a baby!
And if you have the powers I have, and you don't use them and bad things happen, then the bad things happen because of you
Azrael:
You are a baby, маленький паук
And that's some deep words there
I respect that
Spooder:
Thank you
And what do those words mean?
Azrael:
...
Not telling
Spooder:
Hey! That's mean
Azrael:
I am mean
Spooder:
No you're not!
You're nice
Azrael:
Sure I am...
...маленький паук
Spooder:
I take back my statement
Azrael:
You do that
Spooder:
Sorry but I have to go
Nice talking with you!
Azrael:
You too
Bye маленький паук
Spooder:
Hmph.
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Who on Earth Are You?
FanfictionPeter Parker texts a wrong number. Again. Gets kidnapped. Again. And makes a new friend. Aga- Nope for the first time in a while. It is uncompleted, and I will not be finishing it. Just a heads up to those who might wanna read this.
