◇I don't know if this needs a TW but talking about bombs? I dunno, but don't mess with explosives!◇
♤New Chat: Azrael, Spooder, Tin Can and 11 others♤
Tin Can:
No.
No no no
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Yes.
Yes yes yes
Spooder:
Yay! We're all here now!
Tin Can:
Kid, don't encourage them
Spooder:
Aww
???:
So where's the other kid?
Tin Can:
No clue
??:
Aw I wanted to meet the kid :(
???:
Shut it Clint
??:
Yes ma'am
♡Two Hours Later♡
Azrael:
How would you diffuse a bomb in under 2 minutes and 36 seconds?
Fudge
Wrong group chat
Tin Can:
LEAVE THE BOMB ALONE
Spooder:
CALL THE POLICE
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RUN AWAY FROM THE BOMB
???:
WHY ARE YOU NEAR A BOMB?!
??????????:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRONG GROUPCHAT?!
HOW IS THERE A RIGHT GROUPCHAT
????:
Guys don't distract her
??:
I agree with James
Distracting her will make her jumpy which will make the bomb explode if she's trying to diffuse it
Tin Can:
HOW ARE YOU NOT PANICKING!!
Azrael:
/insert picture of a diffused bomb with 2 seconds remaining\
Dudes. Stop panicking.
I'm fine
Spooder:
DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN
Azrael:
Says the child in spandex fighting crime
Tin Can:
Nuh-uh young lady. You're in trouble here
Azrael:
Suuuuure
I need names tho
And pronouns
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Sam, he/him
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Natasha, she/her
You can call me Nat ангел
Azrael:
Angel, cute
Nat:
You know Russian?
Azrael:
Yep
Nat:
Wow
I'm impressed
???:
Clint, he/him
*gasp* you impressed Nat! That's a first
Nat:
You're lucky I'm training new agents Clint
Birdboy Snr:
Hehe
????:
Bucky Barnes, he/him
?????:
Steve he/him as well
??????:
Bruce, same as Steve
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Wanda, she/her
????????:
Vision, he and him
?????????:
I am Thor! God of Thunder!
??????????:
I'm Dr. Strange, he/him
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