Birdboy Jr:
Ok who stole my leftover pizza?
Tin Can:
Don't look at me
Steeb:
It wasn't me
Nat:
I didn't take your pizza
James:
I didn't either
Sight:
As I cannot eat, I couldn't have taken your pizza
Sabrina:
I didn't take it
Sparkles:
I'm not at the tower
Lord of Thunder:
My sister and I are on Asgard!
Tin Can:
When did you leave?
Loki:
Early this morning, when you were still asleep
Tin Can:
Could've woken me up
Steeb:
We all know you would've been grumpy if we woke you up
Tin Can:
I mean you're not wrong
Spooder:
I didn't take your pizza Mr. Sam
Birdboy Jr:
We all know you didn't kid
Clint...? Bruce...?
Green Bean:
Don't worry I didn't
Birdboy Jr:
Good.
Clint?
Birdboy Snr:
Yes?
Birdboy Jr:
Did you take my pizza?
Birdboy Snr:
...
Birdboy Jr:
CLINT YOU STOLE MY PIZZA
Birdboy Snr:
I WAS HUNGRY OK?!
Birdboy Jr:
BUT MY PIZZA
NOW WHAT AM I GONNA EAT
Sabrina:
I'll make lunch?
Nat:
I'll help
Sabrina:
Cool, see you in the kitchen
Nat:
Be there in a minute
Spooder:
Mr. Clint is screaming in the vents
Tin Can:
Ignore him
Sam's just gonna commit a small crime, nothing to worry about
Spooder:
I am worrying
Steeb:
He'll be fine
Birdboy Snr:
I lived!
Birdboy Jr:
Barely
Now what have you learned?
Birdboy Snr:
Don't get caught stealing someone's pizza again
Birdboy Jr:
No it's to NOT steal people's food
Birdboy Snr:
Oh
Makes sense
Sabrina:
Who wants spaghetti for lunch?
Everyone:
YES
Nat:
Ok cool
Sabrina:
We'd better get started
Azrael:
I need a Japenese War Fan within a week
One with spikes
Spooder:
Um what?
Azrael:
...
Wrong group chat
Again
Steeb:
How is there a right group chat?
Azrael:
I have a lot of contacts
Need anything, I can get it for you
Loki:
I lost the dagger Laufy gave me
Can one of your contacts find it?
Azrael:
You mean this one?
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Loki:
...yes that is mine
Where did you find it?
Azrael:
I'd rather not say
Tin Can:
Why...?
Azrael:
Hehehe
I did something illegal
James:
Of course you did
Nat:
What laws did you break?
Azrael:
I'm not allowed in, um, England.
Green Bean:
I'm sorry what?
Azrael:
Yeah no I'm not allowed in England
Sparkles:
Why tho?
Azrael:
Might’ve, almost, kindaaaa nearly killed the Queen
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I PROMISE
Tin Can:
HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEARLY KILLED THE QUEEN
Azrael:
DON'T ASK COZ I DONT KNOW
Loki:
Yes yes now when can I have my dagger back?
Azrael:
Whenever
I can drop it off somewhere for you to pick up if that's easier
Loki:
It is
Where will I pick it up?
Tin Can:
Orrrr... we could meet up?
Azrael:
Mmm no.
Spooder:
Awwww pls!
Azrael:
Sorry маленький паук
Anyway the dagger should be on the roof
Steeb:
That was quick
Azrael:
I had a friend drop it off
Lord of Thunder:
What is your friend's name Lady Azrael?
Azrael:
Uh Archie
Lord of Thunder:
That's a nice name
Tin Can:
We have cameras on the roof you know
Azrael:
Oh?
Tin Can:
And no one has been up there and the dagger just appeared
Nat:
Care to explain?
Azrael:
...
Oh no, I need to walk my fish and iron the grass!
Ttyl
Tin Can:
Why do you always leave?
Green Bean:
No point in pushing her
Sight:
I agree with Dr. Banner
James:
She'll talk when she's ready
Spooder:
Hopefully
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Who on Earth Are You?
FanfictionPeter Parker texts a wrong number. Again. Gets kidnapped. Again. And makes a new friend. Aga- Nope for the first time in a while. It is uncompleted, and I will not be finishing it. Just a heads up to those who might wanna read this.
