Spooder:
Guess who almost got hit by a car!
Tin Can:
YOU WHAT?!
Spooder:
Yeah but someone saved me!
She looked really cool
Tin Can:
Are you sure you're not hurt?
Spooder:
Quite sure
Tin Can:
Uh-uh
Where's Azrael?
She'd usually be panicking
Spooder:
No clue
Azrael:
I'm being the Watcher and watching everything that happens
Tin Can:
The Watcher???
What the duck is a Watcher?
*duck
*duck
Kid for fudges sake remove this
Spooder:
No
Azrael:
To answer your question
None ya business, ya goober
Spooder are you ok?
Spooder:
Yes
Azrael:
I want the whole story
Spooder:
Ok geez
I was walking along 5th street and I was crossing the road when someone pulled me off the road. We ended up tripping and falling
They twisted us in mid-air as we were falling so that I landed on top of them and then a car sped by! She asked if I was ok and I said yes and she stood up and pulled me up with her
She checked me over, nodded once and left.
She had straight white hair, three scars across her face and green eyes. She looked really pretty!
Azrael:
When did this happen?
Spooder:
Like, five minutes ago?
Azrael:
Ok cool
Tin Can:
Ok cool? OK COOL?!
PETER COULD'VE DIED AND ALL YOU SAY IS OK COOL?!
Azrael:
Yep
Tin Can:
You're crazy
Azrael:
Thank God for that or I would've never made it this far
Tin Can:
That's just sad
Azrael:
Anyway, Spooder, guess who I met the other night?
Spooder:
Uh... the Queen?
Azrael:
No, younger
Spooder:
Uh... a mugger?
Azrael:
The opposite
Spooder:
A... giver...?
Azrael:
Meh close enough
I met Spooder-Man
Spooder:
WHAT! I MET YOU?!
Azrael:
Yep!
Tin Can:
Kid, what did she look like?
Spooder:
I don't know!!
I save a lot of people!!
You weren't the old lady who gave me a churro, were you?
Azrael:
Nope!
You won't be able to guess who I am, I was wearing a disguise
Spooder:
You disguised yourself from me?!
How could you
Tin Can:
Why were you disguising yourself?
Azrael:
I was under cover
Spooder:
Hang on a sec
Mr. Stark, Mr. Rogers says that dinner is ready
Tin Can:
Ok kid, tell the fossil I'm coming
Azrael:
Mr. Rogers? Don't you mean Steeb?
Tin Can:
HAHAHAHAHA YES
Spooder:
Edythe be nice!
Azrael:
Oop first name, I'm in trouble!
Enjoy dinner you two
Spooder:
Bye Azrael!
Tin Can:
Bye kid
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Who on Earth Are You?
FanfictionPeter Parker texts a wrong number. Again. Gets kidnapped. Again. And makes a new friend. Aga- Nope for the first time in a while. It is uncompleted, and I will not be finishing it. Just a heads up to those who might wanna read this.
