• OCTONAUTS • Incorrect Quotes

•Incorrect quotes pt. 1•

[Kwazii]: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

[Tweak]: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

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[Tweak]: So I could either do something dumb that could very well get me injured, or I can listen to Kwazii and not do the thing.

[Tweak]: Well, there's a clear answer right here.

[Tweak]: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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[Barnacles]: Guys, Kwazii is missing.

[Tweak]: Good.

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[Barnacles]: You're smiling. What happened?

[Tweak]: What? Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

[Inkling]: Kwazii tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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*comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

[Tweak]: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

[Inkling]: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

[Kwazii]: If you want information it is.

[Peso]: Why would you STAB a person when you could have TOAST?

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[Inkling]: We call that a traumatic experience.

[Inkling, turning to Kwazii]: Not a "bruh moment."

[Inkling, turning to Barnacles]: Not "sadge".

[Inkling, turning to Tweak]: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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[Kwazii]: *kicks down the door, panicked*

[Tweak]: What did you do?

[Kwazii]: Nobody died.

[Tweak]: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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[Tweak]: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

[Kwazii]: That's why I carry two swords.

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[Kwazii]: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.

[Peso]: Oh, you've been?

[Kwazii]: Once. In monopoly.

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[Barnacles]: Okay, help me please!

[Kwazii]: Got two words for you.

[Barnacles]: I bet they won't be helpful.

[Kwazii]: Your problem.

[Barnacles]: I was right.

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[Kwazii]: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

[Barnacles]: 

[Barnacles]: Kwazii, I swear, if I step outside and our mugs are on the front lawn...

[Kwazii]: *sips coffee from bowl* 

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[Barnacles]: Where's Kwazii, Tweak, and Peso?

[Dashi]: They're playing his and seek.

[Barnacles]: Where?

[Dashi]: I don't think you get how this game works.

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