• OCTONAUTS • Incorrect Quotes

•Incorrect quotes pt. 2•

[Kwazii]: I'm an idiot.

[Barnacles]:

[Tweak]:

[Inkling]:

[Dashi]:

[Peso]:

[Shellington]:

[Barnacles]: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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[Kwazii]: *Watching their house burn down*

[Kwazii]:

[Kwazii]: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwaveable! Step one: deny everything. 

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[Kwazii]: The Captain's gonna kill me.

[Tweak]: No, he'll probably make me do it.

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[Tweak]: Oh God, he texted you "hi." Punctuation only means one thing, Kwazii. He's mad at you.

[Kwazii]: No, it's Inkling. He's just being grammatically correct!

*meanwhile*

[Inkling]: And then I used a period so he'd know I'm mad at him.

[Barnacles]: A period doesn't say "I'm mad", it says "you're dead to me".

[Inkling]: I stand by my choice.

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[Barnacles]: *falls down the stairs*

[Peso]: Are you okay?!

[Tweak]: Stop falling down the stairs.

[Kwazii]: How'd the ground taste? 

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[Barnacles]: Where's Tweak?

[Shellington]: Doing stuff.

[Barnacles]: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Peso?

[Shellington]: Trying to stop Tweak from doing the stuff.

[Barnacles]: And Kwazii? 

[Shellington]: Trying to stop Peso from stopping Tweak from doing the stuff.

[Barnacles]: I see. And what are you doing here, Shellington?

[Shellington]: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Kwazii from stopping Peso from stopping Tweak from doing the stuff.

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[Barnacles]: What makes you all smile?

[Peso]: Friends and family.

[Tweak]: Snacks.

[Shellington]: Victory and success.

[Kwazii]: Face muscles.

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[Barnacles]: You're a loose cannon, Kwazii.

[Kwazii]: No I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

[Peso]: I think you play by your own rules.

[Inkling]: No way, he thinks rules were meant to be broken.

[Barnacles]: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

[Kwazii]: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Tweak's a loose cannon.

[Tweak]: *smashes a chair*

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