Mayhem In New York City

Down With The Sickness

In the lair's arcade Raph was playing dance dance revolution and his brothers and Lizzie were watching him

Leo: I don't think he's got this

Mikey: hey leave him alone!

Leo: What? I'm just saying he doesn't have this

Raph: You're just trying to get in my head

Lizzie: I believe in you raph!

Raph: thanks Liz!

Splinter walked in the arcade completely sick. Everyone looked at him causing Raph to lose the game

Splinter: Ow! my brain!

Splinter sneezed

Lizzie: bless you

Mikey omigosh! Splinter's a zombie!

Donnie: Mikey zombies are interested in other people's brains

Lizzie: zombies aren't real splinter just has-

Raph: Rat Flu. This is not a drill. I repeat this is not a drill!

DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!

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The turtles and Lizzie are taking care of a splinter in his room

Lizzie: guys this isn't a big deal. He just needs some rest

Leo: this is serious. you haven't seen rat flu

Splinter: I feel terrible. Do I look terrible? Be honest

They all look at splinter and he looks terrible

Raph: You look great not horribly sick at all

Lizzie: just a few tissues and you'll be fine

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Everyone leaves splinter in his room and figure out a plan in the living room

Raph: He's horribly sick

Lizzie: what should we do?

Donnie: Look Lizzie a flu this intense is going to affect all areas of his brain. I'm talking the full seven stages before his body naturally heals itself

Raph: You guys know what the full seven stages mean?

Lizzie: what does it mean?

Raph: it's another chance to get whatever we want!

Lizzie: wait what?

Mikey: But poor Dad. He must feel terrible. But lucky us he'll say yes to whatever we ask for!

Lizzie: why are you happy? Your dad is sick

Leo: when dad is sick he's so sick he doesn't even know what he's saying. Asking for whatever we want is it going to hurt him

Lizzie: I guess...

Donnie: Only if we make it all the way to the end of the flu stage seven and we never get there

Raph: This year's gonna be different. Nobody's getting bit. Nobody's getting infected

Leo: when we do make it to the end which I'm calling the must say yes stage what are we going to ask for?

Raph: this year I was thinking we could ask for...

Leo: he's got nothing. We're dead!

Raph: I got something, all right? Like a uh...