MCU/Actors oneshots

🔵 || Impressions || T.S, J.R, N.R, S.R || ✔

Already a big thank you from Aaron Fraser-Nash for all his songs that are used in this fanfic. Also a thank you to Eminem for the first song!
This is after Endgame, everyone is still alive etc.

The Avengers: Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanoff, Yelena Belova, Vision, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Thor Odinson, Bucky Barnes, James Rhodes and Sam Wilson.

-Y/n's pov-

Start the song above.

So once again, a party of Tony, my brother, Tony is a pain in the ass and I live with him and the Avengers, I am friends with all of them but I ain't an Avenger, I don't need to save the world and act cool.

So, back to this party, this one isn't as big as the others but still, a party is a party. It died a bit and we're all chilling a round 'so Y/n' Thor asks, turning towards me, I look at him 'that's me' I say and swing my legs over the couch 'should we play a little game?' Thor

'sure, sounds fun' I say 'Thor no' Bruce says 'hell yeah' my brother says and I look at him, causing me to smirk. I look back at Thor 'what game?' I ask 'perfect, truth or dare' Thor says and I smirk

'dare' I say causing him to smirk 'I dare you to do an impression, of Tony' he says, a few oohs are drawn and I laugh, I stand up and prepare, every eye is on me, including Tony's

'So, I get off stage, right, drop the mic' I start, I start walking 'Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like, sup ladies, my names Tony Stark, I'm the leader of the Avengers baby' I say sitting down on Nat's lap, she look shocked and looks in my eyes, I look away

'they're all like "oh my god it's him, it's him. Becky, oh my fucking god, it's Tony Stark' I continue, I look back into Nat's eyes.

'I swear to fucking god, dude, you fucking rock. Please Stark, please let me suck your cock. And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous' I say and laugh, I look at Tony and smirk

'especially when I drop the bomb and do all of my loopings' I say and roll my eyes at him

'all the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes' I continue, getting off of Nat's lap, I look at her and wink at her before walking away.

'throw their bras and their shirt and panties on stage' I say and smirk at Tony.

'So like every single night they pick a fight with me. But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry' I say and laugh, I look at my brother and he's all red, I laugh

'Cause they're back in team the next night with me. Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Daisy tried to pull a knife on me' I say and point to Daisy, she rolls her eyes

'Cause I told her Pepper Potts is my wife-to-be This Avengers shit, it's the life for me. And all the other guys just despise me because of these. ' I continue, I walk around and put my arms around two girls

'these chicks don't even know the name of my team. But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands' I walk away from the girls and laugh

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man, all because I'm the leader of my team' I say, looking around 'do Rhodey!' someone says, I shrug my shoulders

'You just wanna see a ... backwards, don't you?' I start, looking at everyone 'ADAT? How come we don't fight on Pro Tools Smash these agents and do a performance' I continue

'But we in the van and he in a tour bus' I say and look at Tony 'You don't want my autograph, you's a liar. And no, I'm Rhodey. And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?' I say and look around