There's a spider on my ceiling. I'm terrified, so have some incorrect quotes to cope.
Blake: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Brook: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches
Misty: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Robin: Why are you on the floor?
Blake: I'm depressed.
Blake: Also I was stabbed, can you get Dawn, please.
Ash: Hey, Robin? Can I get some dating advice?
Robin: Just because I'm with Phoenix doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Spike: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Bea: Okay, but in my defense, Brook bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Spike: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Brook: Can I be frank with you guys?
Ash: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Misty: Can I still be Misty?
Robin: Shh, let Frank speak.
Phoenix, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Misty, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Ash, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Robin, trembling: What are we playing
Jinx: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Dark Lord: Jinx no.
Carmen: Mistlefoe.
Dark Lord: Please stop encouraging them.
Robin: Ash isn't answering his phone
Brook: I'll call
Robin: Misty and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ash: Hello?
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TEP Brainrot
ΤυχαίοPretty much what the title says A lot of the stuff here is just gonna be stuff that I've already posted on the discord server or insta though ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ This will likely include triggering things such as swearing & @bu$e. • The Element Protecto...
