Idk. It's just been a hot minute since I updated so here
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Phoenix : ASH I SWEAR TO GOD. You better get your ass 10 feet away from the kitchen right now.
Ash : okAY. I get I'm a terrible cook, but isn't 10 feet a little much?
Dawn : It's really not though.
Ash : Dawn! You're supposed to be on my side here
Dawn : So do you not remember the last three times you were allowed in the kitchen?
*insert flashback moment*
Ash : ..Messaged received. I'll be going now.
*Ash walks over to Brook, who is on the couch and staring at something on the wall*
Ash : Hey Br- What are you staring at?
Brook : There's a creepy little bug on the wall and I don't know what it is. And I don't like it.
Ash : So you're staring at it because?..
Brook : I am not letting that thing jumpscare me while I haven't had my coffee yet. So I'm staring at it until someone decides to kill it.
Ash : ... I- I'm just gonna get rid of it then. Please blink now, the fact you can keep your eyes open that long is really unsettling.
Brook : Why thank you.
Ash : You're very welcome, love.
Brook : ..W h a t.
*Meanwhile*
Robin : How the hell do you drink so much coffee and yet still always seem tired?
Blake : It's a talent, Robin, only the most skilled learn it.
Robin : Huh-
Misty : Y'know Blake, It's kinda sad that you need to run on that much caffeine to get you through the day.
Blake : How is it sad?
Misty : It just is.
Blake : No, no it's not.
Misty : It IS! Robin! Tell him th-
Robin : Did you HAVE to bring me into this?
*Later*
*Insert explosion*
Robin, from another room : PHOENIX, WHAT THE HELL?!
Phoenix : WHAT? THAT WASN'T EVEN ME, ASH GOT INTO THE KITCHEN.
Robin : Oh. Sorry, Force of habit!!
ASH WHAT THE HELL?!
Ash : I'M sORRY!
Ash, whispering : Phoenix, you little SNITCH.
Phoenix, whispering back : You're welcome.
Dawn : Ash what did you do?!
Ash : I was HUNGRY.
Robin : Someone please just call Brook to put the fire out already, also shut up that smoke detector.
Misty : On it!
*calls Brook*
Brook : Hello?
Misty : BROOK! HI BROOK.
Brook : Jesus, Please stop screaming into your speaker, and what do you want?
Misty : SO WE KIND OF HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM. HELP PLEASE.
Brook : What.. *sighs* I'm on my way now.
Misty : THANKS. OKAY BYE.
*After the chaos*
Dawn : Ash.
Ash : Oh no. Are you gonna lecture me?
Dawn : I'm gonna lecture you.
Ash : Okay..
Phoenix : TELL HIM HE'S PAYING FOR ANOTHER COOKING POT.
Dawn : You heard that?
Ash : Yep..
*Elsewhere*
Robin : And there goes yet another cooking pot.
Blake : Well... I'm just about done with everyone's shit.
*leaves*
Robin : Hey! Where are you going?!
Blake : To hell.
Robin : Oh okay... wait WHAT? BLAKE DON'T-
Blake : Calm down! I'm just gonna go take a nap.
Robin : Ohhhh. Yeah you can go do that
*After Dawn's Lecture or whatever*
*Dawn face plants onto the couch*
Misty : Hi Dawn!
Dawn : Hey..
Brook : You good?
Dawn : No.
Brook : Understandable.
Misty : You want a marshmallow?
Dawn, still mumbling into the couch : I want my mom.
Misty & Brook : ...
Misty : Can't relate.
Brook : Felt.
*Brook and Misty fist bump*
The end. :D
Idk what I'm doing with my life anymore. So have this cringy little thing that I made for funzies because yes.
Yeah I'm gonna end up taking this abomination down
I'm gonna go disappear for a while again.
Goodbye.
CITEȘTI
TEP Brainrot
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