55: A dog or a human?

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Soobin & Lia: *walking around the park together*

Lia: *Suddenly spots smthn far ahead and scurries towards there and kneels*

Lia: Our dog died! *sobs*

Soobin: Who died?

Lia: Our dog!

Soobin: Did we even have a dog? *confused af*

Lia: Yes! *points at a human figure laying their head on Lia's lap*

Soobin: That's a human Lia!

Lia: No, it's a dog!

Chocoyeonji: *who had no idea what's really going on* Wtf are you both talking about?

Soobin: Ah! It talks!

Chocoyeonji: Well isn't it obvious that I do?

Soobin: Lia, I thought you said it was dead?

Chocoyeonji: eXcUsE mE?!-

Lia: I mean it's supposed to be...?

Soobin: Then why is it still speaking?

Lia: I don't know, why don't you kill it so it'll stop talking

Chocoyeonji: wHaT?!-

Soobin: Now why should I do it, when you were the one who found this dog first?

Chocoyeonji: A dOg?!

Lia: I mean, it was just lying there on the ground looking lifeless so of courseII'd be concerened

Chocoyeonji:

Chaeryeong: You do guys know that's not even a dog right?

Lia, Soobin, Chocoyeonji: Ah! It's a human!

Taehyun: *mimics their tone* aH iT's A hUmAn! 

Taehyun: Yeah, and you guys are monggoloids

Taehyun: *mutteres to himself* Who's these dumbfucks that's scared of people who they've known for us for so long? these three.


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