just so y'all don't attack me.... THEY ARE MEANT TO BE AGED UP/LEGAL. the title says, what kind of drunk WOULD they be, meaning in the future .
anyways enjoy 🙇♀️
miguel
-emotional
- one wrong word and he starts crying
- he'd be leaning against you and you'd try to move to go get another drink
-once you shift even the smallest bit he thinks that your mad at him
- it's even funnier when the others/ a friend starts recording him cause he's like a toddler throwing a tantrum
- his hangover isn't the worst, it's kinda just him embarrassed about his actions 😭
- " what are you doing" " im getting another- oh god, someone get me tissues he's crying again!"
- or
- "mikey,please get off your too big for me to carry like this" "so you think i'm fat?" "no,babe. please stop crying i promise i'm not saying that at all"
mason
- he's 100% a calm/ sleepy drunk
- he just sits/ lays down somewhere and gets real peaceful and quiet
- he won't even try to move out of his place either,he'll just fall asleep
- hangover wise,he doesn't remember anything at all and his back is sore from sleeping at an odd angle
- "mason,hey,wake up" "hm?" " i said wa-" "yeah i know and i don't care shitface"
tristan
-he thinks he's superman.
-you cannot tell me different i mean he'll literally do anything someone dares him to
- " hey tristan, i dare you to jump off of the balcony into the pool with no clothes" "deal" " TRISTAN PRAVONG DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT"
- yeah you end up in the hospital
- the doctors genuinely laugh at him and joke about them doing the same
- when he wakes up, he has a banging headache like man can't even look at the light
brady
- he's blackout drunk but aware of his actions
- like i mean he can't even think of standing, but knows when to shut up
- "brady,you good man?" "me? oh yeahhhh i'm just great,never been better!"
- the next morning he just takes a few painkillers and gets on with his day
jacob
- ravenous
- he is eating everything he can
- " hey, ( name idk who you want the party host to be)?" "*sigh* yes,jacob?" "you got any reeses?"
- his hangover consists of him literally just puking up the food and drink he consumed
- it's so funny cause he doesn't recall anything he ate through the night
- " jacob what, what's wrong?" "where the fuck did i find tacos"
- if he's not like that he's extremely cuddly
- he's latching on to you wherever you are
- "jacob,i need to go the the bathroom,darling" "no stay please don't leave me alone"
IMAGINE TRISTAN TRYING TO FLY IM ROLLING HELP
