6:37 am
bitch ass mikey - i forgot to ask how old are you
me - bitch it's 6:30 am
bitch ass mikey - okay so
me - 17 asshole
bitch ass mikey - oh so prom is sooooon
me - don't remind me
bitch ass mikey - can i come
me - wtf
bitch ass mikey - im bored i can't bully luke anymore he's too used to it
me - WKDJJAKSJA LUEKNSQNJDJA
bitch ass mikey - oh but you freak out over luke i see fuck u
me - he was my favorite anyways
bitch ass mikey - wHAT HE NEVER EVEN FOLLOWED YOU HE DOESNT DESERVE UR LOVE
me - don't care also u didn't follow me either
bitch ass mikey - where do you live
me - florida
bitch ass mikey - so american
me - i know patriotic af jk though I want an Australian accent give me one
bitch ass mikey - aren't they lovely
me - fuck u
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My mom yells for me downstairs,"Ava! What have you been doing lately?"
"Texting a celebrity, what else, mom?"
"Whatever," she replies, evidently annoyed.
I look down and see "new message from bitch ass mikey,"
bitch ass mikey - can we pllleeaaseeee FaceTime tour buses are so fucking boring
me - no
bitch ass mikey - why not
me - im scared
bitch ass mikey - why??
me - oh yes, bc when someone you love to death wants to facetime you you shouldn't be dead inside
bitch ass mikey - okay so
me - no not right now
bitch ass mikey - tour ends soon how about i take you to prom
me - stop being so cliche it's not cute
bitch ass mikey - never asked you if I was cute
me - well u are so
bitch ass mikey - aWWWW cutie
me - mom my idol called me cute wt fwkndnwndjandnsmam
bitch ass mikey - do ur friends know who I am
me - of fUCKING COURSE WERE ALL OBSESSED W UR STUPID BAND
bitch ass mikey - can i make them jealous by takin you to prom
me - why are you so persistent
bitch ass mikey - idk i get bored a lot
me - ur orlando show is soon
bitch ass mikey - r u fucking going
me - hell yeah and guess what
bitch ass mikey - what
me - im going stalking
bitch ass mikey - do u understand how creepy and annoying that gets
me - i wOULDNT HAVE TO IF YOU WERE NORMAL PEOPLE DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I JUST WANT TO MEET YOU
bitch ass mikey - do u realize we could just meet up
me- well idk my friends are comin and yES I WILL BE THERE
bitch ass mikey - ok cool im excited
me - why are you excited
bitch ass mikey - im making a friend that I actually like who wouldn't be excited
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sorry this is really shitty idk what to tell you but this is how it would go down if this happened to me so idk ik there's not much action but soon my lovvvveeeesssss
