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Nightmare: Loooove!!!!

Killer: Yes, Nighty?

Nightmare: Can you sit here?

Killer: *Confused* Sit where?

Nightmare: My lap.

Killer: No, I cannot sit on your lap.

Nightmare: Why not????

Killer: Last time I sat on your lap you end up fucking me!

Nightmare: Yeah and?

Killer: You got me pregnant!

Nightmare: Yeah and?

Killer: I'm currently 5 weeks pregnant!

Nightmare: Yeah and?

Killer: ...

Nightmare: *grabs Killer with tenticle and makes Killer sit on his lap*

Nightmare: We're married, am I not allowed to fuck you and get you pregnant?

Killer: Well since you got me pregnant, I swear to God.. You'll do diaper duty..

Nightmare: F**k..

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