Guns and Hentai: Tori X Male Reader

Not Interested

The Mall, Ah yes, what did you expect? Most of my Fanfictions start here. Karens are complaining, People are shopping, Homeless guys are asking for donations, People acting like other people are dogs, Relationships are starting and (Y/N) was looking for a relationship.

(Y/N): "Pass, Pass, Pass, That's a dog, Pass, Pass, Ooohhh Smash... Nevermind, Pass, Ugh why is it so hard to find someone! Everyone comes in here a virgin and leaves with 18 STDs and a girlfriend"

(Y/N) was looking around, soon he locked his eyes on a woman in a red hoodie and black pants with dirty blond hair.

(Y/N): "Bingo"

(Y/N) ran up to the woman and wrapped her arms around her torso.

???: "Huh what the!"

 


The woman turned around to see (Y/N).

???: "Uhhhh, Can I help you?"

(Y/N): "Can you be my girlfriend?"

 


???: "Huh? What"

(Y/N): "C A N     Y O U     B E     M Y     G I R L F R I E N D"

???: "Huh? What no! I don't even know you, and I'm way out of your league"

(Y/N): "Oh well, I'm (Y/N)"

???: "Again, I'm way outta your league, and I still don't know anything about you"

(Y/N): "Huh? This isn't how mall physics work"

 


???: "Ok, What is Mall physics"

 


(Y/N): "You walk in single and come out with a woman out of your league"

???: "Well someones been watching Andrew Tate"

 


(Y/N): "Just let me be your boyfriend"

 


???: "No"

(Y/N): "WHY!"

 


???: "Again, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU AND I'M OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE!"

(Y/N): "Admit it, I am your little pogchamp"

???: "No you're not"

 

(Y/N): "Yes I am... ummm, who are you?"

???: "Tori, my name is Tori"

(Y/N): "Yes I am, Tori"

 

Tori: "I'm not dealing with you, just go get some other girl"

 

(Y/N): "Fine then, Your mean anyway"

Tori: "Good"

 


'Tori walked away from (Y/N), leaving him to sit back on the bench.

 

(Y/N): "Alright, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass"

-Timeskip, Timeskip, Timeskip, Timeskip-

(Y/N): "Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Ew Pass, Pass, Pass"

-The Next Day- This Text is out of the Boundary

(Y/N): "Pass... Pass... Pa-"

(Y/N) fell asleep for a second before waking up again.

(Y/N): "ss, Pass, Pass, Pass"

???: "Are you still looking for a woman?"

(Y/N) turned to see Tori.

(Y/N): "Huh? Y-Yeah"

 

Tori: "See, not that easy is it"

 

(Y/N): "What? Everyone here sucks, thats why"

Tori: "*Sigh* Jesus Christ"

Tori sat down next to (Y/N).

Tori: "You know you have to be good looking to leave here in a relationship, right?"

 

(Y/N): "Huh? Thats f*cked up"

Tori: "Yep, That's just life, so you should G O    H O M E"

 


(Y/N): "Oh, I don't got one of those"

Tori: "Huh?"

 


(Y/N): "Why do you think I want a girlfriend so badly, I want a house"

Tori: "I'm still not gonna be your girlfriend"

 

(Y/N): "Can we at least be friends"

Tori: "Alright fine, but I'm not letting you enter my house when I know nothing about you"

(Y/N): "Well I-"

-Timeskip, is secretly Your Mom-

Tori: "Alright, come with me"

(Y/N) followed Tori to her car and drove off.

-Car go broom broom-

Tori pulled up to her house and pulled (Y/N) outta the car. She then opened the door.

Tori: "PAULINA, PATYRICA, YUU, FDK GET IN HERE!"

 

4 women ran into the room, one of them had brown hair and bushy eyebrows, and the other woman had a turtle neck and fancy hair. There also was a woman with blond spiky hair, There was also a child with a white hat with a cartoonish smiley face on it.

Tori: "People this is (Y/N), (Y/N) this is Paulina, Patyrica, Yuu and FDK"

 


Paulina was the bushy eyebrow lady, Patyrica was the fancy royal hair girl, Yuu was the spiky hair girl and FDK was the kid.

Tori: "Alright all 4 of you, get outta here"

 

All 4 Girls: "MA'AM YES MA'AM!"

They all ran off.

Tori: "Alright (Y/N) follow me"