Why? Fun.
Most of them are just y/n, jon and todd being an iconic trio
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Jon: honey can you get me the butter?
Y/n: sure sweetie
Todd: spoiler alert, the butter's spoiled
*y/n giggles*
Jon: what's funny honey?
Todd: really impressive wordplay
Jon: what the- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE!?
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*y/n and jon making lovey-dovey worlds 24/7*
Eduardo: shut the fuck up you guys are literally stupid! Love is literally stupid!
*Eduardo storms into his room and fucking crys bc jealously*
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Y/n and jon: 🎶 and at last I see the light~!🎶
Todd: 🎶and It's like the sky is new-
Y/n: DUDE!
Todd: sorry-
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Y/n: I can fit the whole world in my hands
Jon: but you can't do that it's impo-
*y/n putting their hands on jon's cheeks*
Y/n: you're my world sweetie! ^w^
Jon: aww ^///^
Edd kicks down the door while holding his world: uhh I think the fuck not!
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*Todd walks out of a secret room in his closest that reveals that he's in the red army*
Todd: HAHAHA! Now you know my terrible secret!
Y/n: you're gay? It's fine if you're gay todd I don't care
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Y/n: ok you know what? YOUR IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Tom: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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Tord: give me the knife so I can kill you
Matt: no! Say "can I borrow it?"
Tord: can I borrow it.
Matt: here you go *gives tord knife* AAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Y/n:ooo I like your ascent where you from?
Tord: I'm librarian
Y/n: oh my bad *whispers* I like your accent where you from?
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Edd: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING!?
Matt: you said bring my grades up
Edd:...I did say that. Lemme see-
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*jon accidentally gets himself drunk*
Y/n: Jonny!?
Jon: n/n! Hi! he-hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss em *kissing noises*
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Todd: GUYS GET OVER HERE! WE'RE GOING TO LULU LAND!
Jon: lulu land?
Y/n breaks through the window: LULU LAND!?
Todd: LULU LAND!
Eduardo: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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*After y/n sang a beautiful song for jon they lean toward each other, about to kiss, then y/n sees todd.*
Y/n: ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW!?
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Jon: we're going to a candy store? :D
Todd: what? No, it's nighttime candy stores are closed
Y/n: we're gonna rob a candy store!? >:D
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jon x reader (oneshots & scenarios)
FanfictionI might regret making this since the eddsworld fandom is dead but at the same time this app is my guilty pleasure. just tell me if I'm wrong for making this (I made that cover)
