jon x reader (oneshots & scenarios)

headcanon time!

He would get jealous of todd most of the time since the both of you had such a good bond, he doesn't do anything because todd is his best friend and brother figure

Jon has a different wingman depending on your relationships with Edd's crew, if you're Edd's housemates his wingman is either todd or mark, if not their housemate then Eduardo (though eduardo doesn't mind that you are friends with edd. honestly, he was just using jon to get you away from them)

If you're Edd's housemate Eduardo doesn't like you spending time with jon, he just thinks that you're trying to make jon one of you

MALE WIFE. MALE WIFE. MALE WIFE-

Male wife jon supremacy 🛐

You and jon always do some lovey-dovey things on the sofa and Eduardo would always have to hear those sick 'I love yous'.

Eduardo looks like he's hating it but in reality, he's just jealous that a wimp like jon could get a happy and healthy relationship (F in the chat for eduardo)

Ok so I may look like a fool for saying this but I'll say it anyway. just like matt, this bean wears a bib on the dinner table. IDK MAN IT JUST MAKE SENSE-

Oh? You're going to the beach? Well, he ain't looking at you for the sake of not turning his face into bbq on a stick. even if you wear one of those long sleeves and thigh pants swimsuits he ain't gonna pass out by your breathless figure

Cuddling with him is like HOLDING THE PILLOW OF GOD! And I'm atheist so that's saying something

Even though he has a cute voice he can't sing for shit. he can dance for shit though, and you did caught him dancing in his room once, but he may never know...

This is just a joke but jon once had a dream that he was Wendy and you as Peter Pan and he wants it to be real- *gets slapped by my brother bc he's scared* ok I'm sorry.

You guys are basically a reincarnation of Millie and Moxxie from helluvaboss