midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)

billy vs fire

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Bruce: do you guys ever think "wow my life's actually going pretty good" and then your ceiling fan falls on you

Finney: no I can't say I have

Bruce: this has to be a cruel joke

Vance: Bruce did your ceiling fan fall on you

Bruce: yes

Billy: wow must suck L

Vance: hey billy who's Kate?

Billy: WOAH NOW LEAVE KATE ALONE

Billy: SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

Vance: I'm standing outside her house right now 

Billy: BACK AWAY NOW

Vance: shes walking out the door its my time to strike

Billy: LEAVE HER ALONE VANCE

Finney: who's Kate

Billy: A GIRL

Vance: who billy is in love with

Billy: NO I JUST THINK SHES PRETTY

Robin: OOOO BILLY AND KATE KISSING IN A TREE

Finney: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Robin: FIRST COMES LOVE

Finney: THEN COMES MARRIAGE

Billy: you guys are literally two years old

Bruce: I'm limping to school and this 4 year old rode by me on training wheels and went "need a ride?"

Finney: HAAAAH

Robin: why are you limping

Bruce: BECAUSE A WHOLE CEILING FAN FELL ON ME

Vance: GO TO THE DOCTORS??????

Bruce: no I can't miss school

Vance: YOU'RE INJURED

Bruce: school first

Vance: do not come to school Bruce

Bruce: I HAVE TO

Bruce: try to stop me and you'll regret it

Finney: I just got the chills

Vance: why dont you just miss first period its science who likes science

Finney: HELLO??? IM RIGHT HERE

Vance: YOU'RE WEIRD

Robin: VANCE WE GET TO BLOW THINGS UP TODAY

Vance: WAIT FR

Finney: sigh

Vance: SCIENCE CLASS IS ACTUALLY INTERESTING FOR ONCE????

Finney: ITS ALWAYS INTERESTING

Griffin: IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

Bruce: SHUT UP

Billy: ME AND GRIFFIN ALWAYS GET TO SCHOOL EARLY RIGHT

Finney: YEAH

Billy: AND WE WERE SITTING ON THE STAIRS THAT ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE MAIN ENTRANCE

Billy: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE HEAR A LOUD BANG AND A SCREAM

Billy: SO WE WALK AROUND THE CORNER AND BRUCE IS LAYING ON THE GROUND WITH A WHOLE DOOR ON TOP OF HIM