midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)

stork

DETENTION CHAT:

Donna: i'm pregnant it's yours

Billy: me too

* Donna left the groupchat *

Vance: since when was she in here

Bruce: did she even go to detention with us

Robin: WHO THE HELL WAS SHE TALKING TO

Robin: GWEN WHAT DID YOU DO

Gwen: ME?!?!?!

Finney: YEAH YOU

Gwen: ARE YOU GUYS FR

Gwen: THATS NOT POSSIBLE??

Robin: WHY NOT

Gwen: LOOK IT UP

Robin: NO GOOGLE COMES UP WITH SCARY IMAGES

Gwen: JUST DONT PRESS ON IMAGES

Robin: THATS WHAT I TELL MYSELF EVERY SINGLE TIME YET I ALWAYS END UP ON IMAGES

Vance: yeah okay one sec

Vance: 9786858800

Robin: what the hell is that

Vance: call it and they'll help you with your problems

Robin: I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM

Gwen: you're right you have problems

Gwen: plural

Vance: robin are you seeing someone

Robin: no i'm single

Robin: but you aren't exactly my type

Vance: I MEANT A THERAPIST.

Robin: OH

Billy: CAN WE GO BACK TO WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE

Griffin: yeah i don't think i can watch dumb and dumber talk anymore

Vance: am i dumb or dumber

Griffin: dumbest

Finney: i bet it was bruce

Bruce: now you know good and well that's not possible

Robin: yeah bruce you've been awfully quiet

Bruce: I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS

Billy: you should really stop doing that it always gets you in trouble

Bruce: that's sadly true

Billy: everything I say is true Bernice

Billy: Bruce

Bruce: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Vance: who the hell is Bernice

Finney: sounds french

Robin: you know nothing about french

Finney: AND YOU DO???

Vance: tbh this seems like something finney would do

Finney: woah now

Finney: IM ONLY 13

Griffin: i guess we'll just have to wait until the stork delivers the baby and ask it

Finney: yeah

Griffin: oh i was joking

Vance: OH NO.

Billy: this is significantly worse than Bruce believing in Santa Claus

Bruce: I still haven't forgiven you guys for that