midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)

9 signs you need therapy

MONDAY, DETENTION CHAT

Gwen: just walked in on finney and robin pretending to be dogs

Billy: lord help us all

Gwen: THEY WERE CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR AND BARKING

Finney: STOP THAT

Robin: THERES A CAT UNDER THE BED

Billy: WHOSE CAT IS IT???

Finney: we have absolutely zero clue

Finney: it attacked robin in his sleep and now its hiding from its actions

Robin: SO WE'RE SCARING IT OUT

Gwen: BY CRAWLING AROUND ON ALL FOURS AND BARKING????

Finney: it will work.

Gwen: 😕

Gwen: i think it's time i move out

Finney: NO

Griffin: why?

Billy: uh oh

Gwen: when griffin says "why?" this early in the morning shits abt to go down

Griffin: why are you awake at 6:23 AM on a monday that we have off?

Robin: WE HAVE SCHOOL OFF TODAY????

Finney: NOBODY TOLD US THAT

Griffin: oh my GOD YOURE ALL INSUFFERABLE

Robin: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Finney: not even. he woke up on the floor

Griffin: YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR BEING AWAKE

Finney: THERES A CAT UNDER THE BED

Griffin: i'll be over in ten

Robin: where are bruce and vance

Finney: 🤨

Robin: VANCE VANCE REVOLUTION COME OUT COME OUT

Finney: YEAH JUST VANCE WE MISS YOU

Vance: you need to stop

Robin: OH MY GOD VANCE YOURE HERE

Finney: WE THOUGHT YOU SUFFOCATED

Vance: WHAT

Vance: that's bruce

Billy: what

Billy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO BRUCE.

Vance: NO WAIT HES ALIVE

Finney: GRIFFIN JUST STOLE OUR CAT

Griffin: bruce stop listening to paper rings by taylor swift

Vance: hes asleep next to me

Vance: wait

Vance: I THINK THATS HIM

Robin: WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE??!???

Finney: 🤨

Vance: HES GONE.

Robin: WHAT.

Vance: MAYBE HE JUST WENT TO SCHOOL EARLY

Billy: WE DONT HAVE SCHOOL

Griffin: yea we do

Finney: YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID WE DIDNT

Griffin: april fools

Robin: ITS OCTOBER.

Griffin: now he's listening to the smiths

Finney: oh then he's fine