Demon/Angel AU: Draco is Satan and Pansy is God (duh).
Harry looked around. All he could see was a pool of lava and a red sky stretching far into the distance. All of a sudden, a voice called out to him from the back,
"Oho! Another one," the demon said. He had blonde hair and red horns. Harry could faintly see a speared tail as well.
"I am the one mortals call Satan. My real name is Draco Malfoy," the demon drawled, "and I rule Hell. So why are you here?"
Harry stared.
"Murder?"
"What?! No!"
"Rape?"
"Merlin no!"
"Shoplifting?"
"No"
"Adultery?"
"I'm a single pringle for life"
"Then why are you– oh OH... You're gay aren't you," Draco asked suspiciously.
Harry just nodded, confused.
The demon king pulled out a phone and ringed God.
"Hello? This is God speaking."
"PANSY! STOP SETTING ME UP WITH PEOPLE!"
