• March 22
Dude Bosses
7:48am
Matthew
I'm thinking of breaking
things off with Amber.
Leo Alejandro
Putangina. Ang aga.
Jack River
About time.
Matthew
Gago, 'wag mo muna i-annaounce
sa kabilang GC. Chismoso ka.
Nate Ocean
I don't keep secrets from Aurora.
Matthew
Hinde naman sikreto. Tanga.
Hinde lang ipapaalam.
Jack River
What changed?
Matthew
She wanted me to
meet her parents.
Leo Alejandro
'Yun lang? May iba ka na ba?
Matthew
Gago. Wala.
Leo Alejandro
Ang weak ng 'Gago. Wala.' mo.😂
Jack River
Then who is this bunny?
Matthew
No one.
Nate Ocean
Halatang guilty of something.
Tanga. Hahaha.
Matthew
I have an intern.
Jack River
Mr. Clemende's grandchild?
Leo Alejandro
Tangina. Bruh. Seryoso?
Matthew
What?
Leo Alejandro
Don't fucking what me, Gago ka.
Matthew
Fine. I find her interesting.
Jack River
Ayun.
Nate Ocean
If she's an intern, she's what?
22? 23?
Matthew
21.
Jack River
The fuck. You're basically her
second Lolo. 🤣🤣
Matthew
Fucker.
Nate Ocean
What you gonna do about it?
Matthew
Nothing. It feels wrong.
And weird. Baka naman din
natutuwa lang ako sa kanya.
Leo Alejandro
Hayop sa natutuwa. Hahahha
Gago.
Jack River
Kelan ka pa na weirduhan sa mga
age gap?
Matthew
Ngayon.
Nate Ocean
Magdasal ka na hahahhaha
Leo Alejandro
Kaya pala minsan tulala ka hahahaha.
Matthew
Gago.
Jack River
End first with your secretary.
Matthew
You think I'm an asshole?
Nate Ocean
Absolutely.
Leo Alejandro
Oo naman.
Jack River
One handow 💯
Matthew
Mga putangina nyo.🥰🥰
Seen 8:30am
