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In Piedmont, California, a criminal waits, blood covered on him.
On a table are two babies, who are crying. It seems as though he killed their parents and is planning to do the same.
"Goodbye, little fucks." The criminal says, before raising his knife.
Suddenly, he is pulled back and stabbed by someone, or, rather, something. A literal demon.
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"Assholes like you make dicks like me want to puke." The demon tells him in disgust, before killing him.
As the man stops breathing and bleeds, he looks at the twin babies.
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Surprisingly, he says "Oh my Satan, you babies are so CUTE!" and uses his tail to lift them up gently.
One baby, a male, looks skeptically. The other, a female, giggles and reaches for him.
"Aw yes, you can pet me. And my name is Blitz, the O is silent." The imp tells the female with a smile.
The female strokes her small hand across his reptilian/clown-like face as he asks the male "Where are your parents?"
The male begins to bawl, as Blitzo comes to a realization.
Holy shit, their parents are dead Blitzo thinks in horror, before going out of the basement, still holding the two babies in his tail.
He sees two adults dead, with stab wounds.
Shit, what am I gonna do? Blitzo thinks, before getting an idea.
What if I adopt them? He thinks with a smirk.
"How about I be your new parent?" Blitzo asks the twins.
The female smiles and giggles, while the male looks in confusion.
He notices something on the male infant's head, a birthmark shaped like the Big Dipper.
"How about I name you...Dipper?" Blitzo asks.
The male smiles a bit, as Blitzo spots something. A picture of the parents with the babies, the male named Mason and the female named Mabel.
"Honestly, you can keep your real name, but I'll love calling you Dipper." Blitzo says enthusiastically.
"And I will call you, female baby, by your real name, Mabel." Blitzo tells the female with a grin.
The female giggles, before Blitzo takes out a book and uses it to open a portal, despite lacking the ability to do it himself, as he is an imp.
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"Blitzo! You're back!" His adopted daughter, a Hellhound pup named Loona (in human years, she would be considered 3 or 4), exclaims happily.
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Then she notices the human infants and says, confused, "Blitzo, what are those?"
"Humans from the living realm, Loonie." Blitzo says affectionately as he nuzzles the infants and says "Your new brother and sister."
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Pines, Imps, and a Hellhound (A Gravity Falls x Helluva Boss Crossover
FanfictionWhat if Blitzo adopted Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls after their parents died? Watch as they navigate misadventures, killing people, and their new life in Hell. Without dying. Note: This is an AU, so some stuff may not be canon. Like Blitzo ad...
