Bumblebee: ..:I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!:..
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Smokescreen: *watching their house burn down*
Smokescreen:
Smokescreen: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Ultra magnus: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Ultra magnus: Not you Bumblebee. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Bumblebee: ..:Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass:..
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Ultra magnus: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Ultra magnus: And atoms never touch each other.
Ultra magnus: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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Smokescreen: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Arcee: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Bulkhead: So, are you two friends?
Smokescreen: Yes.
Arcee: No.
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Bulkhead, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Bumblebee: *half asleep* ..:Bulkhead, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen:..
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Arcee: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Arcee: And I started thinking.
Arcee: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Arcee: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Optimus Prime: Are you ok?
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IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!! *music starts playing*
lol
have u missed me??
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
