Arcee: *cooking*
Ratchet: *kicks down door*
Ratchet: *grabs knife from Arcee's hand*
Ratchet: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Arcee:
Arcee: What.
Smokescreen: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.
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Arcee: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed?
Optimus: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Ratchet, deer!"
Arcee: ...And what did Ratchet do?
Optimus: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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Ratchet: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Smokescreen: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Optimus: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Ratchet: *shoots it*
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Arcee: That's not funny.
Ratchet: I thought it was funny.
Arcee: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Optimus: What's your biggest fear?
Smokescreen: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Bumblebee: ..:Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back:..
Arcee: Zombies.
Smokescreen: ...
Bumblebee: ...
Arcee: BUT they can open doors.
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Smokescreen: We need to distract these guys.
Bumblebee: ..:Leave it to me:..
Bumblebee: ..:Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss:..
Arcee & Bulkhead: *immediately begin arguing*
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Bumblebee: ..:Hey, I say we go down there, kick Bulkhead's door in, and let them know that we're in town:..
Smokescreen: That ain't the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.
Bumblebee: ..:Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let's go:..
Smokescreen: No, we just can't go in there and kick down Bulkhead's door. We need a plan.
Bumblebee: ..:Well who makes the plans?:..
Smokescreen: Arcee.
Bumblebee: ..:Arcee, what's the plan?:..
Arcee:You guys are gonna go down there, kick Bulkhead's door in, let them know you're in town.
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Ratchet: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Arcee: Take them!
Optimus: Punch them in the neck!
Smokescreen: Say thank you!
Bumblebee: ..:Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!:..
Ratchet: ...
Ratchet: No.
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Ratchet: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Bumblebee: ..:No:..
Smokescreen: No.
Ratchet: Didn't think so.
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Smokescreen: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Bumblebee: ..:Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before:..
Smokescreen:
Smokescreen: *sobs*
Arcee: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
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Optimus: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Smokescreen: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Bumblebee: ..:We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes:..
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
