Zailia

Eleven

Zailia Harvey

Mi nuh know why dem keep on a send dah haunted bwoy yah dung yah enuh cause is like him purposely a try piss mi off fi mi tell him bout him mumma, tek up mi tings an guh a mi rass yard.

"Jesus Christ Zailia, how many times are you going to send me or give me something that I didn't ask for or do the opposite of what I tell you to do?"

"What do you mean, what you didn't ask for and opposite of what I was told to do?" Mi neva buck up pon a man weh lie like Davian Smikle, mi feel like smthn wrong wid him top part.

"It has been on a few occasions where I've asked you for a file or some information or to do something and you have sent me or done something completely different. If you can't follow simple instructions then do you think you should be here?" Wah di fuck dis man a seh to mi? Mi can guarantee yuh seh, mi can duh my job an duh fi him to cause kill him rass dead, him smarter dan di wul a wi. Dunce nuh fuck an a come gwaan like him all dat, if I ever laugh inna dis fuck today.

"First off sir, I have never sent you anything that you didn't ask for, I have every file, every piece of information that you've ever asked for and everything you've ever asked me to do written down so maybe you should ask yourself if you think you should be here seeing as how you keep asking for the wrong thing then refuse to acknowledge that you made a mistake so you try to make it seem like I am at fault."

"How dare you speak to me like that? You can expect a written warning." A wonder if him think a him own di ppl dem place, guh hear how him an him likkle ugly friend a chat bout mi wen dem deh town, him coming like a likkle sketel gyal.

"Fi a big man, yuh lie bad enuh Davian cause yuh know seh yuh keep on a ask fi di wrong ting dem an a try mek me look bad. As a matter of fact, I am going to write a report about you to Mr. Kincaid because clearly a me yuh ave strength fa or maybe yuh just want mi outta here fi reasons unknown to me."

"Sorry." Sorry, wait what? A wah just gwaan?

"What?" He sighed and took a seat on the opposite side of my desk. I looked at him curiously as he ran his hands down his face.

"Mi duh all a dat pon purpose suh yuh would a quit."

"Why? Anuh like mi ever duh yuh anything bad yet or try fi disrespect yuh even wen yuh get pon mi last nerve."

"What is your relationship with Oshane?"

"Shane a mi friend but wah dat affi duh wid anything?" The both of us had been working here for the same three years and we hit it off from the first day we came for our interviews.

"Mi just think seh unnu did together because mi see how unnu move good wid each other an mi like him suh mi did a try fi get yuh outta di picture." Suh dis bwoy really a fuck wid mi over likkle buddy an over a man weh nuh swing fi him way an would a neva swing fi him way fi love nor money. "That was very unprofessional of me and probably has you looking at me different." Yuh think?

Yuh neva see smoke without fire enuh cause why him affi wear di tightest of di tightest clothes wen him a come dung yah.

"But yuh know seh Oshane nuh into guys right?"

"I know but I can't stop myself from liking him, he's so nice."

"Oshane is nice to everybody, that's just in his nature to be a cool person."

"I see that now and I'm sorry. Excuse me." He got up and went to the back just as Oshane walked in from buying lunch.

"Mi know yuh seh yuh neva want nthn but mi still get yuh smthn same way." He looked around probably looking for Davian. "Weh such man deh?"