Salad is healthy, right?
OR IS IT?
Most salads contain lettuce.
The percentage of water in lettuce is 96%,
**BUT WAIT**
The 'l' in lettuce resembles a '1'.
1 + 96 = 97.
100% - 97% = 3%.
3% milk does not exist be-cause
there are three sides to a triangle.
Triangle is Illuminati.
The government hides away the secret of the existence of 3% milk.
Wake up, America.
**ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.**
ESTÁS LEYENDO
▲Illuminati Confirmed▲
De TodoI basically write all the ways that you can confirm Illuminati. These are basically almost all created in my Pre-Honors LA class. Thank you modern world. THIS BOOK IS MEANT AS A JOKE! IF ANY PARTS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE OR ANY PERSONS, I SHALL W...
