Btw that gif has nothing to do with this chapter. Totally.
Naruto...
Naruto translates into fishcake in Japanese.
Naruto is an anime.
Fishcake has 8 letters in it.
Anime has 5 letters in it.
8 + 5 = 13.
Anime is Japanese.
Japanese has 8 letters in it.
13 - 8 = 5
Naruto likes eating ramen.
Ramen has 5 letters in it.
Is it a coincidence that ramen has the same amount of letters as anime?
I think not.
Ramen rhymes with Joseph Stalin (totally <3).
Is Naruto really Joseph Stalin?
Let's find out!
Joseph Stalin has 12 letters in it.
12 is 11 numbers away from 1.
12 - 11 = 1.
There are 3 letters in the word one.
There are 3 sides in a triangle.
The Illuminati is a triangle.
**NARUTO = ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED**
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▲Illuminati Confirmed▲
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