As I start to walk my thick ass home.
I see a chicken crossing the road.
Why was it crossing the road.
...
Apparently to die because it just got ran over.
R.I.P that chicken.
Anyway so I forgot to mention that mom has a dinner date and her date has a son.
This bitch is trying to get me a boyfriend.
Even tho she knows I only like big booty bitches.
if yo ass is fat you know where I at.
Ok I'll stop now😔😣😖😫😩
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Time skip to at home😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪
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As I walk my thick ass through the door. I feel as though something is off.
It's whatever if I die I die.
Jk I'm about to throw hands.
"Mom?"i said.
No reply, guess she's not home.
Whatever.
I walk into the house take off my shoes lock the door and set my bag down.
I start to walk to the kitchen when all of a sudden a person is right in front of me.
You know what I did.
"AHHHH!!!" I yell as I punch the fucker square In the nose.
"OW!!! HOLY SHIT!!"
A boy?
I look at him.
"Hey, what's going on in her-"
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"[NAME]!!!, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?"
"HE SCARED ME SO I HIT HIM I DIDNT MEAN TOO!"
I shout back at my mother.
Me and my mother start arguing.
She was telling me she thinks I did it on purpose.
And I was telling her I didn't mean to that he scared me and what else was i supposed to do.
I didn't even notice that a grown ass man was helping the boy.
"Go say sorry."
"Who even is he anyway and why is he in our house?"
"Well if you must know he is my dates son, remember I told you this morning."
"Ohhhhh.......OH"
I speed walk over to him.
"I am so fucking sorry I didn't mean to hit you. You scared me and that was the only thing I could think to do."
"It's ok really doesn't even hurt that bad!"
He said while his nose is all bruised and bloody and probably broken.
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"You sure about that?"I said in 'really🤨' voice.
"Yep!" He said. "My names Bruce yamada, you?"
"[NAME] [LASTNAME], again I am so sorry for hitting you."
"You have a beautiful name."
"Thanks?"
What am I supposed to say to that?!
"Your welcome, beautiful!"
Damn now that I'm actually looking at him, he kinda fine.
No scratch that he HELLA fine😍🥰😘🤭
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Sorry I didnt post yesterday I was busy and didn't have time I hope you like this chapter though sorry it's short again I dont really like making long chapters.
Thank you for reading my story❤️
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Fanfiction(Highschool au) In which you enroll in a new school in Denver leaving the life you built for yourself behind but maybe this change will be good......or not.(jk)
