Today Is th Day uzi is going on a date with carti their pookie bae. Uzi is so so excited that they get a third bone ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ They start strokin it until carti knocks on the door. They quickly let out a nut and then pulls up their hello kitty overalls. and puts on a spojgebih shirt. They
stomped though their house and it started shakint. carti on the other hand outsidr, was so confused on why their house was moving like in that one spongebob episode.
Uzi finally cracks the door open to see the love of their life. "O.m.g POOKIE!!" Uzi giggled. Cartis face flushed in EMBARRASSMENT 😳😳😳😳😳 .... Carti grabbed their hand and walked uzi to his brang new Lamb 🐑🥩orghini🚗💨🇮🇹 And drobe off to weenie hut jr.
"......thank...you...for...taking.......me...o..on .....this...d...d...a...t...e. " uzi blushed. "can u talk normally bro" carti laughed 😂😂😂🌜 Okay uzi said
when the arrivee at wrenie hut jr they saw DREAM!!!!
"DREAM..........?" Tyltyer the creator said.Oit of nowhere. Dream walks up to Tyler and blows a kiss in his face. Tyler is obviously disgusyed and rund away. "/IM NO GSY" tyler smaxked dream. ".....😔" dream sigh
uzi and carti mske a teservstion. "Hi, I'm Drake. I'll Be Your....." tense was built up. or something. Uzi started sweating nrvoudlsly as their eyebrows junped kff their head. "...Waiter." drake splshed water DRIP 💧 on carti and uzi. "Jk. I'm gonna put ur reservetion in. Now GO SIT DOWN." drake said. Uzi ane carti scrambled to the waiting arrea booth thing waiting for the table to be ready.
"hey i recognitze u guys. " a voice said. Carti and uzi turn to see KENDRICK LAMAR 🥶🥶🥶. "//HOLY SHIT 💩💩💩" CARTI YELPS. "Baby bear stop ⛔⛔🙅♀️ shouting! " Uzi frown 😟s. "sorry (◞‸◟ㆀ) pookid 😣😣😣" carti has a lil tear comng down his cheek (on his face not on his booty.)
"Y'all comr with me." Juice wrld comes towards uzi and carti. "bye gxng. " kendrick lanar says as he BEATS UP. baby keem. "ew weriddos.. " juice wrld mutters ." Im soo hungry:(" uzi rubs their tummy
"are tou ok pookie?" carti froens. *Yes! 🤐' " Shutcho ass up and sit in the baby chair🤬" juice wrld saudm. " i aint no damn baby.* carti staryed to have steam come ourtta his ears in anger.
juiece wrld gived uz8 a kkds menu. "4what would u guys like to drink,😴😴😴😴😴" je rolled hisbeyes .... "6I want Choccy." uzi giggkex. "bro wtf anyway i want LIL YATCHYS SWEAT. In a cup with ice cubs From bfdi!" Carti smiled. "very gooft request but i cans do it." juice wtlr wentnro the kitchen..
"Yatchu bae... Carti want to drink your sweat."" juice wrld sai. "bro 😒 is it because in a minor and neorubdivergebt . " lil yatchy frowned. "Ok .......... do utbr "
lil Yatchy got down and syarted dking push ups. Juice wrld was staring at hus ass te whole tune. "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE. " a voice said so loud. they turbed around to see, ............ Lil tecca.
" Bae not jnfront of the guests.. " Lil yatchy sighs. "Brb guys we got another reservation." Juice wrld stumbled to the front. He sees
69 with lil pump ⛽⛽⛽ on a date. "Ylall are so Ugly bro like goofiest couple ever. " Juice world 🌎 was being On god ✝️. "...." Horns startee growint out of 6ix9ines head. "Pookie besr stop!" Lil pump ⛽ whispered.
"Guys why did dream die!" Tyler screamed so loud🔊🔊🔊🔊. Ayo and teo go on stage and start singing. "I just wanna rolly rolly rolly wit a dab ヽ( ᐖゞ) of ranch I alreadu got some Desitnet to hold up ✋ my 😁 pants 👖👖👖 I just want some ice 🧊 on my wrist⌚ so j look better when 🔥🔥i dance 🕺🕺 " "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!" Kanye spits his soup out in anger. "Bae chill bro!!" drake assists him.
