Uzi wakes up next to carti.... 🏳️⚧️ "Wakey wakey eggs abd bacey 😅" Uzi nudges cartu. carti Wets thr bed. "DONT HURT ME!!!" He wakes up in frightt while slapboxijg the air. "bro what happen" uzi us confused. "Nothing zi had a dream that Iwas talking to kanye." Carti wiped his sweat. "Ok."
"We should do something today " Uzi Yawnnnsss. 🥱🥱🥱(︶｡︶)zzZ . "how about the new amusement park called griddy land!" carti Suggestvs. "Ong bro .🇪🇨" Uzi agreed. They get ready.
Uzi pulls up their spongebob socks and puts on their propeller hat. Meanwhile carti is DRIPPY. 🔥🔥🔥 He came out the room lookin LIT 🔥 AF. uzis heart beat out their chest. ,😘😘 "hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! ♨️ * eyes pop out * 👀😳 arooooooooga! * jaw drops tongue rolls out * 🥵🥵🥵 woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof 🐶🐶🐶 * tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach * 🤤🤤🤤 wurblwubrlwurblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr 😏😏😌 * tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart * 💖💖 ahhhhhhhhhhhh me lady... * heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ⛏️🔧⚒️🛠 * milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spilling white liquid and dough on the streets * 🔋🥛🥛🥛 not weird a rare gift from god * inhales from gas tank * honka honka honka honka 💦 ohhhh my gooooodd~ 💦💦" Uzi said. "Ummm wtfm Im a minor." Carti said. 😐
"Ok and. lets go." They go into the krabby patty car from spongebob. Theh drive off to GIRTDYY LAND!!!!
Meanwhile
"Yo. " A voice called. "Wsg gang!" They dabbed eacfhother up. "So I was eavesdropping on carti and uzi and theyre on a date... " the first guy says. "Oh..." The othe rguy gags. "Hiw about we RUIN IT!!!" 😅They cackled together.
With The kight and shining wrmor.
"Got dam this traffic ending me fr" Carti beepe the horn. "WHO ARE YOU BEEPING AT!" Pharrell SHOUTED at carti. "My bad pookie I mean Phartell. " He laugh.ed. Pharrell Stomped his feet. "You're messing with the wrong guy buddy.. " He growled. "get a load of this guy" Uzi called out.
"STOP!!!" A VOIce saved the day. it waa TYLER THE CREATOR! "Pharrell please stop fighting and make a song with me. " They shake hands and go to th studio. The traffic clears up and they continue on their date.
At The asmusment park.
The line was LONG. "this line is SOOO LONG. Liek my willy. " Uzi said. "Bro. 😐" Carti Face palmed. Infront of them was ayo and teo. "Bro we gona practice or what." they start raippinf. "I got a rolly rolly-" "Bro U MESSED YP U DUMBASS" they stary SLAP BOXIBF. "GUYS! QUIT IT. 😐" a$ap rocky STOPS. them. Kodak black comes beind asap rocky and hugs hi.m. "Aww bae not infronf of themm 🥺" he blush. "kys all of tou" soulja boy says. Uzismachks him. and cuts the line.
"Two tickets for Groddy land please." Carti says. "Ok but if tou have rizz you get 50 percent off. " Frank.ocean says. Carti looks at uzi and rubs his hands together. "Bro got whole lotta rizz" someone shouted out. "STFJu😑😑😑😑" he shouted our.
As they get into the amusnent partk Carti looks ovee and sees kanye peeping st them. "Tf u looking at! " He says as his middle finger gets a boner. "Um.nothing. nerd.. 🤓" Kanye snorts.
"Pok just ignore hi.m . " Uzi runs towards the Rizzy coaster. "Ok wheres ur tickets." Lil baby sighs. "Right here mister!" Uzi smiled. as carti and fhem handed tickets to Him. they ran onto the ride. "Man I hate this job ong bro." lil baby groaned.
Speed sits and Puts his seat belt on in the ride. He looks to hte right to see aCRISTIANO RONALFO. "HOLY SHIR!!" HE STARTED CRYING. Critstiano ronaldo took his pants off.
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"Put your willy away." Messi said. "My fault guys..😅" Ronaldo shook his head . "Ok buddy." Carti held onto uzis hand as they TOOK OFF! " im eating cookies out da bag this the sound" yunomiles started singing in fear. "Oh my barnacle!" Drake fell off the rollercoaster. "OH MT GOD BABE!!!" 21 SCREAMED..
21 leaped off the ride and Saved his snookums. "Omg u saved me.." drake kissed 21. a😘 "wait. MY WILLY!" Drake screamed out loud.H s wjlly is gone
"That's right, I took it." A viuce said.The ride stopped and everyone turned.
"HOLY CHEESEBALLS!" UZI SCREAMES. "KANYE!!???!!!" CARTI STARTED TO SWEAT.
To Be continyed. (Whenerver i feel like making mkre.) I weote this at 12 am and im very tired.
