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Ginny: Some people are like slinkies.
Fred: What?
Ginny: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Fred:
Fred: Please don't push mione down the stairs.
Ginny, pushing Mione down the stairs: Too late









Ginny: If you water water, it grows
Fred: ...what
Mione: She's got a point









Ginny: There's beer in the cooler
Mione: What about for the children?
Ginny: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer.
Fred: Why don't we just give the kids water?
Ginny, angrily: I suppose you could do that!










Mione: *yawns*
Fred: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Mione: Then you must be exhausted.
Ginny: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.











Mione: How did you even get in here?
Fred: Ginny's window! Or as I like to call it, Fred's door!
Ginny: I'm closing the window.




















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