BUCKLE UP KIDS
Fred: I have a bad feeling about this...
Ginny: What do you mean?
Fred: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Ginny: No?
Mione: That actually explains so much.
Ginny: Mione won't come out of their room!
Fred: Just tell them I said something.
Ginny: Like what?
Fred: Anything factually incorrect.
Ginny, shrugging: If you say so.
Mione, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Fred: What time is it?
Mione: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Mione: *BLASTS the saxophone*
Ginny: WHO IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Mione: It's 2 am
Mione: Welcome to F***** Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Fred: Bees?
Mione: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Fred: Wait-
*Ginny approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
Mione: Any questions?
Ginny: Uh, yeah, WHAT WAS THAT?
Mione: Uh, a plan, duh...
Fred: Ginny, chill, I know it's weird, but Mione has a point.
Ginny:
Ginny: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
Mione, watching power lines fall down: Ginny, Fred! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
Mione: *speaking Spanish*
Ginny: I know, I know.
Fred: You speak Spanish?
Ginny: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Mione speaks
Ginny: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they're loved. Fred has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Mione: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don't want to be at?
Ginny: I knew you'd understand.
Mione: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Fred: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Ginny: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
Ginny: I know you love them.
Mione: I am not in love with Fred!
Ginny, staring at Mione: I never said who...
Mione: *realizes*
Mione: S**t. Well, anyways-
Mione: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Ginny: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Mione:
Mione: *sobs*
Fred: You scared them, you idiot.
Mione: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Ginny: Yes.
Mione: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Ginny: Ye- wait, what-
Fred: Mione, that's not what bilingual means-
Mione: Shhh, it's okay Ginny. I still love you.
Ginny & Fred: ...
Mione: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
Mione: Ginny, what do you have?
Ginny: A KNIFE!
Mione: Okay, have fu-
Fred: NO!
