Childe created group chat [New Group Chat]
Childe added Aether, Ayaka, Itto, Kokomi, Lumine and Others to the group chat [New Group Chat]
Childe changed the group chat name to [Inazuman Comrades]
Kazuha: I am having a lot of mixed feelings abt the fact that i was just added into a groupchat by my kidnapper
Yoimiya: I just know that there is a very interesting story behind that and I wanna know it
Aether: Basically childe went and kidnapped Kazuha to provoke beidou and ningguang and have a duel with beidou
Kokomi: Ohmygod
Kujo Sara: What an absolute madman what happened next
Aether: it ended in a draw and both of them pretty beat up
Aether: they wanted to continue but luckily zhongli and ningguang stopped them and agreed to just release kazuha and lumine and Xiao and now beidou and childe are regular fighting buddies cause apparently their near death fight was very 'fun"
Kokomi: Fun-
Kujo Sara: I am not even gonna comment
Gorou: Wait what's the deal with lumine and Xiao
Childe: Aether how could u forget to mention the fact that the reason the whole thing happened was because i was being a good frnd and trying to get ur sister and boyfriend back from ningguang's evil clutches after she kidnapped them
Aether: XIAO IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
Lumine: Yet*
Aether: I should have left u with ningguang
Lumine: Xiao respects me too much to let that happen
Aether:
Aether: Fuck
Gorou: The Liyuens sound wild
Kazuha: My moms are from liyue watch ur mouth
Gorou: weren't u literally complaining like yesterday that two powerful liyuen lesbians have suddenly adopted u and arent letting u go and how u wished u hadn't chosen this place
Kazuha: that was before I got kidnapped and got rescued by them and realised the importance of family
Lumine: Love the character arc where Kazuha went from "These foreign lesbians wont leave me alone" to "Talk shit about my moms and I will kill you"
Lumine: Also
Lumine: I am disappointed in u childe
Childe: ?????????
Lumine: I thought I taught u better when it came to naming group chats
Childe: But Comrade :(
Kokomi: personally I like it
Thoma: Me too!!
Lumine: Yall can't be serious
Lumine: I am changing the name
Childe: Lumine truth or dare
Lumine: Dare
Aether: I-I do not want to be a part of this
Childe: coward
Childe: N e way
Childe: Lumine what's yo type
Lumine: Short, cute, has hair like starlight, high ponytail, very sweet and gentle, may or may not have an older brother who is in love with their housekeeper who also happens to be her best friend
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