If I was in Cookie Run Kingdom {CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN}

Idiot Sandwich part 1

Ancient Edition 

Yeah... I wanted to make some cookies idiot sandwiches... enjoy! This is just gonna be a filler for my entertainment. This is not meant to offend anyone by the way.

1. Pure Vanilla 

I hastily grabbed a pair of bread pieces and marched off to find Pure Vanilla. When I found him, he asked, "Cream Cookie? What are you doing here with 2 pieces of bread in your hands?" In response, I just placed the bread on both sides of his head and said, "You're an idiot sandwich." Pure Vanilla replied, "Pardon?" I asked, "WHAT ARE YOU?" and he replied, "An idiot sandwich." I answered, "An idiot sandwich who did what?" And he replied with tears, "AN IDIOT SANDWICH WHO THOUGHT THAT HE COULD DO EVERYTHING ON HIS OWN AND SAVE HIS FRIENDS WITHOUT SPARING A THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE WHO CARE FOR HIS WELLBEING!" Then he broke down in tears. I thought to myself, good grief, I think I made him emo now.

2. Hollyberry 

Using those same pieces of bread I used to make Pure Vanilla emo, I ran to Hollyberry and placed the bread on both sides of her head and said, "You're also an idiot sandwich." She looked confused as I asked her, "What are you?!" And she replied, "An idiot sandwich." "AN IDIOT SANDWICH WHO DID WHAT?" I thundered, Hollyberry had tears glistening in her eyes as she said, "An idiot sandwich who abandoned her family and friends, believing that they would not be worried about her when she ran away!" and then the jolly girlboss started to cry. I mentally faced palmed myself as I made 2 ancients cry already.

3. Dark Cacao

I thought that if I made 2 ancients into idiot sandwiches, might as well make ALL of them idiot sandwiches. Then I bumped into Dark Cacao. I almost dropped the bread when I saw him, I then put the bread on both sides of his head and he asked, "Cream Cookie? What are you doing with 2 pieces of bread and putting them at the sides of my face?" I told him, "You're also an idiot sandwich." He had a expression of utter cluelessness on his face as I asked him, "WHAT ARE YOU?" And he just said, "An idiot sandwich." "AN IDIOT SANDWICH WHO DID WHAT?" I asked. "AN IDIOT SANDWICH WHO BANISHED HIS OWN SON FROM THE KINGDOM, WAS TOO STUBBORN AND ARROGANT TO LISTEN TO HIS SUBJECTS' GOOD ADVICE AND LOST HALF HIS KINGDOM BECAUSE OF IT!" he answered, then did the same thing as Pure Vanilla but his tears were even higher in numbers than that of the others combined together. I actually felt guilty for making them all have emotional damage.