This is P2, there's a lot of this rp....
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"FATHER! Did you consent mum?" ~ Fundy
"It was a very tight fit..." ~ Sally
"I- WHAT, DAD, MUM" ~ Fundy
"I nearly died" ~ Sally
"SALLY!!!!!!!" ~ Ghostbur
traumatised ~ Fundy
"IT WAS YOUR FAULT FOR SAYING "YEAH SURE OK LETS GO" ~ Ghostbur
"I-" ~ Fundy
"...fundy....fundy?" ~ Ghostbur
"YOU PRETENDED TO BE A SALMON" ~ Sally
Extremely traumatised ~ Fundy
"YOU COULD HAVE SEEN THROUGH THE CHEAP PAINT AND PAPER!" ~ Ghostbur
"SHES A FISH FATHER, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT" ~ Fundy
"NOTHING!" ~ Ghostbur
"IM A COLORBLIND FISH WILBUR" ~ Sally
"EXACTLY" ~ Fundy
"YOUR NOT BLIND THOUGH" ~ Ghostbur
"I-" ~ Fundy
"YOU HAD A VERY CONVINCING ACCENT" ~ Sally
"I DIDNT DO AN ACCENT" ~ Ghostbur
"it's the British accent... OF COURSE" ~ Fundy
"Yeah, I guess, WELL, AT LEAST OUR SON IS OK AND YOUR ALIVE!" ~ Ghostbur
"HOW DID YOU FUCK A SALMON THATS -46CM DAD" Fundy
"Uhhh" ~ Ghostbur
"Tight fit" ~ Sally
"Yeah...." ~ Ghostbur
"Nearly killed me" ~ Sally
"Yup" ~ Ghostbur
traumatised again ~ Fundy
"Ha-fun-" ~ Ghostbur
"Labor was hard..." ~ Sally
"must of been-" ~ Fundy
"Cuz your 46 cm" ~ Ghostbur
"-46cm" ~Fundy
"I left due to the trauma Wil gave me" ~ Sally
"YOU CONSENTED" ~ Ghostbur
"d-dad I'm 24 pounds" ~ Fundy
"Yeah" ~ Ghostbur
imagine giving birth to that" ~ Fundy
"EXACTLY" ~ Sally
"No wonder she left; you made her do that" ~Fundy
"Hm" ~ Ghostbur
"All you cooked was ramen-" ~ Sally
"I sometimes wonder how you're a father dad" ~ Fundy
"It was good...right? It's all I've ever eaten" ~ Ghostbur
"it's shit dad" ~ Fundy
"Ehh before pregnancy yes but Fundy didn't like it" ~ Sally
"mmmhm, sally is now human thanks to me" ~ Fundy
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I'm not gonna write all of this I'm leaving here
YOU ARE READING
A tale of a Salmon and a Man
FanfictionThis story is basically Sally the Salmon and Wilbur Soot imagines (also will be Tommy and Sally Fluff) me and my friends came up with this (I'm so sorry 😭) Credit to my friend for the cover art (Thank you so much!!)
